But Not True Crabs~

nice

The Bull of Minos wishes for a kinder myth where he can be free

_

Needle felt Minotaur, handmade by me.

this

I NEED Y'ALL TO KNOW I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THESE FUCKERS, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

nice style

Tails my poor orange cat I hope he feels better

yikes

Time for a disappointing factoid

Much as I would like the story to be true

The baby yoda wildfire firefighter story isn't true

It was a publicity stunt by Disney themselves

All to promote their show The Mandalorean

It's stuff like this that makes me sick to my stomach

Especially since

There genuinely was an almost identical story unfolding

Only the doll was an old unbranded teddy bear

That had been kept in the family for generations

Disney simply threw it away

And replaced it with their merchandise

Those heartless monsters

aw

Watering the plants!!! <3

lol

sure hits different now eh Eka's Portal?

um

I hate being an unrelatable furry

me: "male anthropomorphic black mamba"

the furry community: "did you mean to type female?"

me: "listen here you little-"

rando: "I got ya fam" [posts the following image]

me:

exactly

I just found out the latest idiocy from Eka's Portal's administration.

wait

Vanilla Steamer with Roseflavored Marshmallows

I &@$#ing hate Final Fantasy 7

and no it's not because I haven't tried everything.

in fact if you trace back almost all tips, guides and information,

you will find my name pop up as the original source.

I ripped this game apart and lapped its juicy insides

and all found was the ridiculous case of

just put everything in there and it'll sell for sure.

the game is fundamentally broken from start to end.

fine to say that discovery is half the fun,

but the real reason you're looking everything up,

is because this game is the most non-user-friendly,

poorly guided, terribly explained, confusing mess,

that I have ever had the displeasure to have experienced,

and those who say that it isn't,

are exactly the same people who defend Skyrim's glitches,

by saying they are a feature of the gameplay.

it's not that it's old or ground-breaking,

it's just bad,

and they poured red spectacles into this garbage gumbo,

because they knew the American market would lap that cream up.

more does not mean better by default,

it's just an excuse for poor management, poor structure,

and a complete disregard for the audience intended for the game.

there were other games available at the time that were huge,

and had features aplenty and a cool story to boot,

they even looked better too,

and they didn't take this much time and effort to do.

you fans are all victims of hype.

face it, you waste your time with it because you want more,

but you will never be satisfied,

because it's the gift that keeps on feeding you scraps.

grow up you big babies and play games that actually satisfy.

Half-Life (the original one) for example,

was simple to learn, hard to master,

and had a narrative that was simple and compelling,

fed to you beautifully through dynamic level events.

Portal 1 and 2 both are fantastic narratives,

with excellent easy to learn, hard to master gameplay.

these are of course highly specific examples,

but it's not hard to find better options,

even for the time of FF7's initial release,

to suit any playstyle, any level of investment,

and be way more coherent in the gameplay mechanics.

but sure, go weeb out in the comments.

tell me how uninformed I am.

you have no idea how much I understand this game.

I will laugh and laugh.