Cannibalising The Stupid Would Solve A Lot Of Problems

the tags!

CONTEXT!

So a friend of mine said...

"I was walking my best friend home last night and they really needed to go but we were out in the middle of the street and I didn't want us to get caught by the cops so I picked up the turd and threw it into some random stranger's backyard."

haha

yep

People on Tumblr are seriously arguing about the pronunciation of sauce. Hey why don't you ask the Chinese how to pronounce this guy's name?

#I roast my marshmallows with the fires of Hades

how about if they had supernova based powers

Hello everyone, Nova the Hedgehog here

pretty in pink and purple

lol

sure hits different now eh Eka's Portal?

is sonic her number 2 becaue metal died in the movie?

Happy bornday Sonic CD augh

i join the extinct mouse club.

salutes don bluth.

Thinking about how Osamu Tezuka drew furry tf porn and hid it until the day he died and how even to this day artists still overwhelmingly have to base their whole career around two ends of the false dichotomy of 'serious art' and 'pornography' or be forever pigeonholed by whatever the public discovers first

there's stuff that-

she knows her so well

cool

Small doodles based on that one sonic twt shitpost

Basically sonic is 15 when the outbreak happens. him, sonia and manic try to escape but sonia ends up getting shot which makes sonic and manic slowly drift away from each other. Ten years later he goes around with Amy gathering supplies and stuff like that to sell to people. Hes been keeping in contact with manic but ends up loosing contact so someone asks sonic to take an eight year old across all of mobius so that he can become the “cure”

Sonic knows he’s not meant to get attached to the kid since its the zombie apocalypse, kids die and he’s meant to leave the kid behind anyway but the more he hangs around tails he grows to love him. The kids shy and smart. He can fight and fly. The kids pretty cool and he loves him, he just cant let anything happen to that kid because hes cargo. Not because he’s still an eight year old and needs protecting also he definitely dosen’t remind sonic of his brother and sister

When he finds out that the kid he has fought so hard for, thats gone through too much for someone his age has to die he gets pissed because god thats just a kid man, his sister was just a kid when she died and tails is almost half her age. He couldn’t let that kid die.

And sonic will kill whoever he has to so that his kid brother never gets hurt again

(Pls ask about this au I’ve been hooked on it for a while now🙏)