Hmm...

yes

Eka's Portal administration today

gimme the rare yogurt experience

Okay, this is hokey

That ice cream truck at 3 AM is the best

They have pepperoni pizza flavor ice cream

Y'all are missing out

lol

We are so fucking back

still

Lil green babies 👶

true

Dear furries

is there like a community where people with anthropomorphic personas can hang out but like not be lewd all the time but not like in an asexual way just a way in which you actually wanna talk like a reasonable person?

So far I've found 3 but there has to be more than that surely you can't all be that normie can you?

yep

Corporate businesses love telling the story of protagonists that save people from disasters that the same protagonists were directly responsible for creating in the first place.

I wonder why that is.

what

everyone hassimps

Hold assistant gently 🫴

haha

Imagine a super-advanced sentient alien race of bees makes contact with Earth and their first question is "So what's with all the rectangles?"

That's how stupid you sound, when you ask why bees make houses out of hexagons.

yup

Lincoln wouldn't stay at this table. If you really knew about his life, you would know why that is the case. Hint: It's not for moral reasons.

Okay, historians of Tumblr. Tell them why.