Hmm

you read it?

Sillieess

lol

Facts about my persona species

My powers are functionally like kryptonite to superman and I mean that literally.

I'm essentially oozing out the exact same kind of radiation that would be produced by kryptonite.

Talk about a badly-pitted fight.

But I'm chill with Superman he's friends with Aquaman and I respect that.

nice

And now for a personal episode of "Oh my god, THAT'S A THING?!"

I'm in heaven

hmm...

i don't think Caine has thought this through

oh

aparently i go best with mint

Fun Pred-Prey activity

Mixing condiments together to see what goes the best with the Prey's flavor

i think my willing friends will like this

Woah! Happy vore day!!

wow i haven't posted here at all. hi, hello, happy 8/8!

and that is, like.. a perfect way for me to come over here and go grrrrfdgrhhr hehe. Cryptis (or Crypti, he/they), just a mostly normal guy who's fairly calm and tired most of the time, he really wouldn't mind eating a tiny person or two (or three(or four)) provided they don't squirm too much. Crypti's stomach is sparkly, soft and warm, and apart from being quite goopy - it is a safe and comfortable place to stay in for a while, with no fear of being digested or harmed... good luck getting sparkles out of your hair and clothes though. Cryptis is absolutely the type of the guy to give the tiny person a big soft smooch before putting them in his mouth my little meow meow guy aaauugh be nice to him i am literally running on a singular braincell. also i have no clue how to stylise different panels haha i tried

light lending back again

cute

Tails sharing his love with the world!

Thanks to Tw1xx_Doodlez for allowing me to ink, color, and shade her original sketch!

true

Canonically Theodore gets the most b****es Simon the second-most and Alvin the least

Sorry scumbags but there are people online who have literally looked through ever single piece of media and made charts of this stuff.

Say what you like about the real world but in the canon of the Chipmunk's universe this is the way the results look.

Have a terrible day.