Me And The Boys In The Homoerotic Panic Bullet

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

Never before have I realized how much shaking a spray can sounds like Lego game sound effects

what kind of drugs are in Lemon Demon songs why the hell is Neil so good at what he does

how can i do something like that

why does Neil cover so many artistic bases I think the man is immortal

Daily fucking reminder that Luigi Mangione is innocent, completely and fully. He has been convicted of no crime. He has had no fair trial. He is a SUSPECT. Luigi Mangione is entirely innocent and everyone needs to stop parroting this insidious propaganda that he “committed” the crime he is only SUSPECTED of. He is not a murderer. He is not a criminal. He is an innocent man.

in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing

Listening to the Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum cassette is all fine and dandy until you get to the end of Hidden In The Sand and the prolonged silence lets you feel safe and then Mucka Blucka catches you like a baseball to the teeth

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun