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⁠❥ Today's hot old man of the day is Alessi from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders!

Requested by @oyanagicake.

Fleshing Out Your Selfships!

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

What was their first impression of each other?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

What was their first kiss like?

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Who gets jealous easier?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

What are their primary love languages?

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Who initiates kisses?

Who’s the big and little spoon?

What are their favorite things to do together?

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Who’s more protective?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Who remembers the little things?

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Do they have any pets?

Who’s the stricter parent?

Who worries the most?

Who kills the bugs in the house?

How do they celebrate holidays?

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Who’s the better cook?

Who likes to dance?

(stolen from hatorishimaselfships who took it from a proshipper who took it from an anti)

i have ordered my Toshikazu Hazamada figure yesterday, i can't wait... ♡

it was fairly cheap, since i bought it from a Japanese site, like... just 825 yen. which would be like R$ 34,00. fair, it's a good price to say the least.

although it's not too big of a figure — it's very tiny actually, since from that Character Heroes series, which is like, chibi versions of JJBA characters. so they're going to be like, golfball sized, i think.

but it's still considerably cheap in my opinion? i expected it to be more expensive, ESPECIALLY with how devalued the money here in Brazil is compared to other types of money like yen or dollar.

in the end, Hazamada is coming to me,,, he'll be right next to my wooden mannequin (it's Surface come on).

*pops confetti*

hello vro. gang. i've finally finished a fanfic i've been keeping on my notes app drafts for like... months. it's finally finished, feel free to give a read and maybe leave some kudos/comments ^_^

keep in mind this fanfic might containt triggering topics such as age gap/shotacon. if you don't like this type of content, don't read. scroll past this post.

the pair is Jonathan Joestar and Poco, both from JJBA Phantom Blood.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64156981

i'm not the best writer, so please give me some feedback, i would appreciate it :]

okay guys this is getting out of hand already.

i understand not liking certain medias (the one mentioned being "boyfriends" by refrainbow), i also don't like this one. actually it's more like i'm uninterested in this one. but still, what i mean it's: its fine not liking determined medias. everyone has something they don't like, something that squick them, you know?

what's not fine is promoting their destruction, such as book burning or removing books from libraries because they're... *checks notes* a proshipper book...

banning books because you (general) don't like them is in fact a form of censorship. burning books because you think it's "bad" is a form of censorship.

and it's mostly kids / young teens saying this, it kinda worries me. a lot.

imagine your kodo sibling f/o hugging you from the back. it seemed innocent but no one but you can see them groping your breasts.

the proship tag got spammed twice. not once, but twice. is that a new record? probably

Hey.

Having a wedding with your F/O isn't "cringe". It isn't "doing too much". It isn't "desperate" and it isn't "delusional".

Buying or making a beautiful cake, getting wedding attire either on a budget or nice and fancy, getting a cute area you always wanted to get married in, or getting rings or bands or anything else- this is all beautiful. It's all a sign of the pure love you feel for your F/O. And there's nothing wrong with that.

And if people have a problem with it? If they tease you, or try and harass you into finding "and actual partner"? Then its their loss; looks like they aren't invited to the wedding.

imagine giving your kodo f/o a handjob, watching how quickly they melt into your touch, squirming and whimpering. their small hands hold onto you while you pump their throbbing cocklet until they cum.