Sorry That You Think My Fictional Ship Is Illegal. I Actually Consulted A Fictional Lawyer About It And

koi-gokoro by B'z is probably about a male high-school student having a crush on a female high-school student. but for some reason i'm used to think on it as a teacher in love with a high-school girl.

he screams "sensei!" in the chorus, which seems to be the male student asking his teacher for some sort of help or advice. but i've always seen this part as the song showing us the... lyric self (eu lírico) of the song? is probably a teacher in love with a female student. or maybe this is just me projecting this song into one of my selfships.

either way, both interpretations are pretty cute to me. (also, i'm picking the lyrics from the B'z wiki)

f/o list + tags

all tags with start with a "𓏲𝄢" symbol. i like musical notes, also this one looks a lot like a heart.

CW for themes such as age gap; shotacon, yandere and abusive relationships.

𓏲𝄢 Main F/Os

– Toshikazu Hazamada (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ Rotten Boy, Grotesque Romance (strictly non-sharing)

– Noriaki Kakyoin (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (non-sharing)

– Yukako Yamagishi (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ It's Tangling up my Heart (selective)

– Ken Oyanagi (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (sharing, maybe?)

– Alessi (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ Leave me in the Dark (sharing)

– Nnoitora Gilga (Bleach) ꨄ My Sacred Moon (non-sharing)

– Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach) ꨄ A Sweet yet Cold Rabbit (sharing)

– Sakuya Izayoi (Touhou Project) ꨄ Bloody Devotion (sharing)

𓏲𝄢 Minor F/Os

– Okuyasu Nijimura (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (sharing)

– Kyoka Izumi (JJBA / Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (sharing)

– Oingo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ I Would Change for You (selective)

– Boingo (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ Our Future Together (selective)

– Illuso (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (non-sharing)

– Mariah (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) ꨄ Magnet (non-sharing)

– Orihime Inoue (Bleach) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (sharing)

– Nelliel Tu Odelshwanck (Bleach) ꨄ NO TAG YET. (sharing)

– Yuyuko Saigyouji (Touhou Project) ꨄ Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder (selective)

i have ordered my Toshikazu Hazamada figure yesterday, i can't wait... ♡

it was fairly cheap, since i bought it from a Japanese site, like... just 825 yen. which would be like R$ 34,00. fair, it's a good price to say the least.

although it's not too big of a figure — it's very tiny actually, since from that Character Heroes series, which is like, chibi versions of JJBA characters. so they're going to be like, golfball sized, i think.

but it's still considerably cheap in my opinion? i expected it to be more expensive, ESPECIALLY with how devalued the money here in Brazil is compared to other types of money like yen or dollar.

in the end, Hazamada is coming to me,,, he'll be right next to my wooden mannequin (it's Surface come on).

*pops confetti*

hey so uh. we cant afford the electric payment this month! if anyone could throw some cash at our gofundme that would be great! close moots can dm for paypal. (adding a few tags for reach because we REALLY need help)

Lemme just say that I absolutely adore self shippers with f/o's who are really obscure characters.

If your f/o is a background character, they're really happy you picked their face out in the crowd and fell in love with them! 💗

If your f/o is a character from a really old piece of media, they're happy that the sands of time haven't stopped you from loving them! ❤️

If your f/o is from an obscure piece of media, it makes them happy that you found them and hold them close like a precious treasure that was waiting to be found 💝

If your f/o is often forgotten by the fandom, it warms their heart to know you've immortalized them with your love 💖

If your f/o is unconventional, it makes them feel so special that they're just your taste! ❤️‍🔥

YOUR F/O'S LOVE YOU!!

('borrowed' from an anti)

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

having a crush on a character that sucks ass:

stolen from an anti

my biggest pet peeve is that antis are AO3 users.

Like, they will read dead dove, gore, weird kinks, all of that shit, but will be antis.

But we can't create that.

How do you expect to consume that content if you are attacking everyone who makes it.

this is a self indulgent post but to nonsharers that can’t help but lurk on a double’s blog: don’t. it will bring you more pain and though i understand the feeling, it isn’t isn’t worth it. you don’t deserve that.

what i personally do if i see a double, i block them immediately and then:

listen to music (bonus points if it’s your selfship playlist)

watch youtube

write / draw

hoard their pictures on pinterest boards

read x reader fics (if there’s any)

create a whole new selfship au

shitpost lol

go eat, drink water, cook, clean

talk to friends/family members about anything

consume their source like a madman (/lh)

remind myself that my f/o(s) wouldn’t dare because they wouldn’t lol

ramble about my selfship on the dash (i kinda spam whoops)

imagine myself doing tiktok pranks with them

edit my self insert’s backstories and headcanons

literally, anything else but stalk their blog. distract yourself with things that you like and enjoy. your feelings are completely valid yes but we have to pull ourselves out of that instead of delving deeper :,) besides, your f/o(s) need your attention more than anything, do not leave them hanging (/lh)

i really have been wanting to get more interactions in my blog with other yumeshippers (like reblogs, comments, asks, etc) so... well.

umm... please i want more mutuals to talk about selfships!! my f/o list with tags can be found here, although this list isn't very much updated (i'm planning to make a new one) while i also plan to make a s/i list. my main fandoms are JJBA, Touhou Project and Bleach. i also like Saint Seiya and a bit of Pokémon too.

please feel free to send me asks and messages! and if you're already my mutual, feel free to send me messages too. i'm just pretty much shy, sorry..

just don't interact if you're doubles with a f/o i'm non-sharing or something of the kind.