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Do you ship it?

Problematic Reasons: Age difference (no canonical ages, but Boingo is obviously a child while Oingo is obviously a grown man), Brother Incest, Shotacon.

Propaganda under the cut!

Propaganda:

best duo fr fr

it's shown they canonically care A LOT for each other. there's no way Oingo tears up when Boingo says he'll try to beat the crusaders by himself to avenge his older brother, although both of them proceed to be beaten by a bunch of random guys and sent to the hospital. at least they are together?

Boingo is very tiny (canonically 90cm tall, according to jojowiki) and his brother is TALL AF, i enjoy how Oingo can put him on his shoulder with so much ease.

Oingo is protective of him. on their first appearance, Boingo was alone reading his stand, Toth (which is basically a comic book with a TERRIBLE art style that is able to see the future). a mangaka trues to buy it from the boy and Oingo gets pissed af like 'my brother's book is not for sale!' and even stomps on the ground to make the guy run away scared. the manner he picks Boingo up on his arms and puts on his shoulder, saying how he needs to be careful because there's a lot of bad people in this world… 😭😭💔

these fuckers break my heart you have no idea

also, you know anime endings? they have one of their own, that appears on their episode. the song name is Akuyaku Concerto. the animation is based on Toth, Boingo's stand. the song is so addictive and fun, like 'shinjiteru ze? shinjiteru yo! oingo boingo brothers!!!'

blorbo thoughts

why was my tumblr feed filled with irl porn i just created this account damn it

anyways ive searched and followed some tags of things i enjoy (touhou, mouthwashing, homestuck, etc) and now my feed is... just fine now

Stamps for people with original characters :3

Share your ocs in comments or reblogs if you want, I like seeing them :D

*carefully holds him down on mating press position* PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

does anyone else like odd taxi...?

If you're prone to anxiety, imagine your f/o coming to hug you, whispering that everything will be fine as they press a gentle kiss to your temple.

You know that they aren't lying, they'd never let anything happen to you. The comfort of their presence calming down the erratic beating of your heart. You're safe, you can breath again.

Fleshing Out Your Selfships!

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

What was their first impression of each other?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

What was their first kiss like?

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Who gets jealous easier?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

What are their primary love languages?

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Who initiates kisses?

Who’s the big and little spoon?

What are their favorite things to do together?

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Who’s more protective?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Who remembers the little things?

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Do they have any pets?

Who’s the stricter parent?

Who worries the most?

Who kills the bugs in the house?

How do they celebrate holidays?

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Who’s the better cook?

Who likes to dance?

(stolen from hatorishimaselfships who took it from a proshipper who took it from an anti)

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no way...

that's so cool,,

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