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Meets a stozier fan: :)

They hate Bill Denbrough for some reason: :/

They are toxic to non-stoziers: :(

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Yes, I too have that one homophobic friend you can't get rid of that hates you the same amount you hate them but we're both in the friend group so we just deal with it.

I'm like 80% sure he's not homophobic and is just a really bitchy closeted bi with homophobic parents.

Me: They're brats

The fandom: But they're gay lol

Me: Oh... yeah okey then


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Lil Happy Boy ⭐️

Lil happy boy ⭐️

The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.


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Being genderfluid's great btw. It's like

Friend who we'll call Flower: Ow!

Me: Heh?

Flower: Period cramps...

Me: L, being a girl must be rough

Flower: You bleed so hard on your period you take six pills a day just to moderate it and it's also caused your iron deficiency you ice craving bitch.

Me: My point stands!

Flower: No, it doesn't! Mainly because you are a g-

Me: SHHHHHHHHHH! The dysphoria lurks around every corner and you're about to look into the figurative closet of pain.

Flower: ....... Was that a closet joke because this is a queer tumblr post.

Me: Yessir, now go ask the nurse for an ibuprofen


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WRITEBLR HELLP

Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-

Me: I should go to bed...

Me: *Starts an entirely different project instead*


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do you ever just wanna cry for no reason. Like you just want to cry but your not sad or anything you just want to be emotion for a bit?


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okay sure, if Will gets vecna'd I'd love to see some intense angst. Whether it's being tortured with his crush on Mike, or getting to see the trauma Lonnie inflicted, I don't care. I just love some sad shit. BUT, I do think the funniest and saddest outcome would be if Will gets vecna'd and it has no effect. Like he just isn't scared. No matter what vecna shows him Will's just like, "Yeah, that sucked." And moves on. Because he's already done this. He's been having nightmares about the bullying, his dad, the upside down, since middle school. It's gotten to the point it barely fazes him. He just doesn't care anymore. And Henry just doesn't know what to fucking do with him. Like ???? what scares this kid?

It won't happen but like I can imagine it. Anyway the anxiety bout postings here so the end


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If I knew where to find the clothes I want and I found reference images of the hair I want, I'd look like a genderfluid mix of Richie Tozier and Stanley Uris. I want curly black hair, with some different colours mixed in too, and I love button up shirts with weird patterns and bright colours and flared jeans. I would look amazing... and nerdy.


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Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!

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