Person A, introducing their current partner to their family: And that's my sister! Hey, sis!
20 years later...
Person A, introducing new partner to family: And that's my brother! Hey, trans!
Yes it was a pun all along MWHAHAHAHAH
lol gues what fuckers
The gender be gendering and being a boy sure is awesome hope it don't change anytime soon this is great!
I say that now but wait till tomorrow when I reblog this like "lol gues what fuckers!" because my luck be like that
Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video
Fuckin forgot about this post
the answer was
Do we know I'm genderfluid? We do now. Okay, let's play a game called "Guess the gender/pronouns based on who I'm gender-envy-ing"
Quick warning tho; the answer isn't always what the person I'm envying's preferred pronouns are.
Today's round,
Ricky Jamaraz, a talented indie music artist you can find anywhere if you wanna check him out.
I'm a shit poet but I felt good about this one
"My eyes lie only on you, my lovely indigo blue, a spark rises, something new, as I stare into your irises, I wonder if you feel it too"
It took me too long to realise Louie probably got his "oh boy" thing from Donald. I figured I'd share cuz it makes me happy
Ricky Jamaraz is the best musical artists ever and I will accept no criticism.
I keep forgetting that when I was in like 4th grade I logged on to my switch to play with my friends and at the time I didn't have a mic so... ANYWAY- they guessed my gender and thought I was a boy and I just never had the time to type in the chat that they were wrong so I just dealt with it. But it like didn't bother me. In fact I kinda enjoyed it. And I was just like, "Hmmm, eh. I'm sure that's normal, and if it isn't then I'll just have older me look into it."
I wish I'd been able to find that one post about the person who procrastinated figuring out their sexuality because this story would go perfectly!
you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends
Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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