I'm Sad Now... We Need To Work On This

[Drafting my OC's future self]

Me: Wow, this bitch goes from curly haired twink to curly haired twunk. Holy shit.

okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense

so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight

bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10

then add 5 and 10

now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20

then add 30 and 40 to get 70

then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75

this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person

As an AFAB with consistent nosebleeds who also frequently eats pizza asking me what the red substance on my clothes is is like playing bingo but everyone playing is blind deaf and mute. No one wins here but at the same time everyone does and also no one loses except everyone does. Is that confusing? Good, I need to take my iron supplements.

Queerest names possible (in a good way), go.

The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

My OC is a lot like Joyce Byers in that her child is missing and we should all be very concerned for her mental health.

showed this to my brother.

Him: Oh, it's a reindeer!

Me: ... Look closer.

Him: Tehy used to laugh and call him names.

Him: Oh it got a red nose- OH GOD!

they used to laugh and call him names

used to

blood is very warm and i would prefer it cold please.

sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four