Poor Google

poor google

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shit post google

Corpses are like eggs

smell bad and are fun to crack open and burn

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no tags we die like men

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

Yes, I too have that one homophobic friend you can't get rid of that hates you the same amount you hate them but we're both in the friend group so we just deal with it.

I'm like 80% sure he's not homophobic and is just a really bitchy closeted bi with homophobic parents.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

"Man this existential crisis is great" - Me, because the depth these thoughts are gonna give my fictional oc is crazy

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art original character lol haha funny writeblr shitpost writing character design original characters animation memes writers characters life emotions creative writing character development writer writer stuff write deep thoughts Existential dread Existence originalcharacter existential crisis ha ha funny existential thoughts existential character depth

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

1 week ago

The villains actually not evil and is just really excited about all the vine publicity coming back, the villain monologue fits like 8 vines per paragraph, no henchmen knows what's happening.

The Villain: And so I will unleash the my weapon onto all of the world. Replacing all weather with sharp triangular spikes! Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane TORTILLA, HAHSHAHAHAHHAHSDWHA

The henchmen, sobbing: Please sir, I don't understand what the tortillas have to do with thissssss

The hero hates their powers, not because they don't like saying vines, but because now they can't say any vines without revealing their identity.

The hero's romantic interest: In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

The squad: *Points to the hero*

The hero, choking back tears: Actually?

superhero but their powers are activated by saying vines.

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lol haha funny shitpost writing superhero superheroes vine vines super 🔥 vine reference Vine Energy rip vine ha ha funny superhero idea superhero comics vine quote

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

It took me too long to realise Louie probably got his "oh boy" thing from Donald. I figured I'd share cuz it makes me happy

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cute oh well ducktales 2017 ducktales fuck louie duck donald duck ducks happy uh well louie i dont things that make me happy donald is ducktales even around now like is the fandom still here are people gonna care Im overthinking again aren't I? i made this so that's cool how do i go back to tagging after that? Ducktales thought i had ducks are funny not my usual bird but im flexible

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

6 months ago

do not do that... tis not good

I JUST BURNT MY MOUTH ON MY NOODLES

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

DON'T BE TRASH

T - Transphobic

R - Racist

A - Ableist

S - Sexist

H - Homophobic

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good advice real really? Advice idc discrimination but like fuck homophobia fuck transphobes eh so what fuck racism trash it doesn't make sense this has probably been done before fuck sexism fuck ableism don't be an asshole don't be trash funny sort of now we watch the hate from all the assholes come rolling in as they don't understand that they're being assholes and making people hate them I mean i try to respect people's views no matter what they are I mean it makes no sense like why hate on other humans Because they're different? just fucking treat people like people why do i have to say this

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 weeks ago