I Just Realised That If The Duffers Had Killed El In S1 Then She Would Have Been Considered A JANE DOE

We could do it to celebrate when Byler is canon!!!!

I know my mum HATES to see me sitting down to watch stranger things with her because I am a chronic yapper. I had to pause it yesterday so I could point out the difference in all of the parties ghostbusters costumes (wills is handmade, different colour, the name tag is clearly sewn on as we know his family is poor and cant really afford to buy him a costume, we also see Joyce stitching on the ghostbusters logo onto it in melvalds, mike + dustins are visually better quality and the name tag is embroidered but better, as if they're store bought, and we know mikes family is more comfortable with money so they can afford to buy him a costume instead of make one, and lucas' name tag has venkman painted onto it and the collar of his costume is different to mike and dustins ones, indicating that his costume could, too, be handmade...) and she just sat there. sighing. and waiting for me to stop yapping. I then unpaused the episode and continued yapping about how intricate and thought out every detail is

IN FEBRUARYGATE WE TRUST 🙏🙏🙏 (We die together, like mikes heterosexuality)

Listening to AC/DC, got my snacks, feeling a little bit extra silly today.

So I suggest .......

FEBRUARYGATE

(I will take full responsibility if this turns out to be JANUARYGATE 2.0, but I will try not to be like @itslikesearcingforsomething ( yk what u did 😡 )

(We're just gonna make gates for every month till THAT DAMN TEASER DROPS)

YESYESYESS

Can we please talk about how Mike has been late to something in the first episode of every season. In s1 it was wrapping up the game and going to bed. In s2 it was the arcade. In s3 it was the theater at Starcourt. In s4 it was school.

What do you guys think Mike is going to be late to in s5? My idea is that the Wheelers start going to church to kinda be supportive citizens and ward off evil, symbolically for the rest of the season and so Mike is late to church? Also for the brilliant irony? Also to establish churchgate? Thoughts??

Devin is a real one

"B-b-but they-theyve been together for every s-s-season 🥺🥺!!!! All the cast ship them! A-and will is-isnt g-g-g-g-gay 😖 h-he just misses his b-b-best friend!!!! And mike and el-eleven will get m-ma-m-married at 16 and have 1672 b-babies and name them all w-w-will cuz he dies all a-alone at the e-end of sea-season 5!!"

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reblog with your favorite milkvan defense mine is

"we dont need proof"

NOT MY UGLY AHH MINION MIKE 😭😭😭😭 (THIS IS SO GOOD THO!!!)

Edit minion Mike in stars wars because the traitor (nymphus) is a fan of it😈😈😈

Here you go 😈 (also Skibidis ask for putting him places on this blog @puttingminionmikeplaces)

YESS 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

i hope you know that in my brain you are max mayfield actually

STOP ✋ thank you sm 💔💔💔 you’re mike wheeler fr for me…. should be thankful i’m not bullying u (i’m kidding) ((…))

Seriously I don't understand you bylers, I mean , Mike is insecure and that's the canon version. The "internalized homophobia" thing doesn't even sit right with the story, It doesnt fit. It would be great but let's reduce ourselves to realistic expectations, if mileven wasn't the endgame, the monologue would not exist and would not be that glazed by the cast.

This is basically just "if they wanted byler to be Endgame, they would've done it by now," like???

I don't really think that the monologue was "glazed", did you SEE their reactions to the monologue?💀

And tf u mean "doesn't fit"? It's the 80's, of course most gay people would have some form of internalised homophobia, I genuinely don't know what you mean by that

YALL, I managed to convince my brother to watch a byler analysis video!!!!!!!!

Problem is it can't be longer than 30 mins

PLEASE DO YALL KNOW ANY GOOD ANALYSIS FOR 30 MINS 🙏🙏🙏

Yall help a byler out 🙏

So yk that dustin book with the mike angst...

WHAT'S IT CALLED!? IS IT AVAILABLE TO BUY!?? AND IF SO WHERE CAN I GET IT?!?!?!?