Do I Even Have To Say It? Fine.

Uhmmmmm

*ghost noises*

[Radio broadcast to all of hawkins]

*TV starts on*

Bald mike nation, it's me, orlastarburst.

As you can hopefully hear, I am not infected right now.

You're probably really confused as I was giving secret codes and messages, not even hours ago, making you believe I was a soldier for the MMM, and for a while í ẃ᧠- - sorry , but I managed to fight off the virus, and you're probably wondering why?

To simplify it, the MMM were stalking me, they sent me messages, watched my house, and ate my trash (I can't prove this, but trust me). At first I didn't realise what was going on,,, before it was too late.

They got my brother first.

They tried to recruit him, and he declined.

They didn't like that.

He-he was so brave. . . God. .

They- - They infected him, turned him into that THING

I knew something was wrong, they cut my Internet, so I didn't get @dynamicccsworld 's warning. I didn't know.

*car honk in distance*

I locked my brother in the basement where we played D&D, I had to save him.

I contacted the MMM and they proposed a deal.

I save my brother, but in return. . . . I take his place and help spread the disease for the queen

I lied to you guys.

I posted as normal, I commented on byler posts, but slowly, I was turning into one of them.

The MMM kept their promise, my brother came back the next evening. But I was gone.

I told him to run, to get to Lovers Lake, and find help. I haven't heard from him since.

*car screeching*

The longer I was infected, the more I started to lose my mind (and bald). I couldn't talk, I could only oɓəy, and I did.

But something was different, I noticed I wasn't like the other infected, I still had a conscience.

My head was an internal battle, one half, my core byler, trying to fight of the MMM and the other half being a hopeless blank static.

It went on like that for a while, but soon, a new voice started to appear. He said his name was Professor Green.

At first, he spoke only in letters, the words lost in the void of my mind, but soon, I could hear what he was saying. He was repeating one sentence;

"Do you want to be my friend?"

*static*

He helped me a lot-

*glitch*

And He will help you.

*car beeping and swerve sound*

I- - I don't have much time but LISTEN to me.

You - *car noises get louder* you need to get to the arcade, that's where professor green is. He knows how to stop this-

*cars constantly honking*

I-It's it's LOVERS LAKE, all the byler truth has been gathered in the waters, it's pure byler shipping energy. IT repels the MMM, and is - as far as I know - the only safe place in Hawkins.

But they were one step ahead of us.

They told me about it when I was still fully infected, so I can't remember most of it

But i do remember that - - the MMM are building something, a weapon.

They're going to unleash it on judgement day, the 7th day.

It's power source is- -

[Brodcast interrupted my unknown cause]

"§ťöp ťĥį§"

[Reconnect]

-you can't let them WIN!

. . . Protect bald mike, find professor green and please . . . If you find him, keep my brother safe.

*background noise gets loader and screams can be heard*

*teary voice* I can't go on this journey with you. They're on to me, they've found me again.

It was an honour standing by your side in the bald Mike nation.

Being crazy together with you guys has been the best thing I've ever done.

*window breaks*

Goodbye byler nation, I hope I made byler proud.

*gun shot*

*car crashes*

[Brodcast ended]

omgomg someone ask finn or noah if the duffers kept their word when they said no new relationships in season 5. i want to see them stutter and look around for help

You think we would stop at the plague? Think again we will soon take over and there will be nothing you can do to stop it.

J̌usť ķeep mỳ ɓrothêŕ out öf iť

How it feels when a byler follows you back

Gun to help

THESE TWO BTICHES @bluearacari @mrincrediblyblind IM GONNA HUNT THEM DOWN AS A SPORT

MIKEY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

The thing that is so weird is that when you point out Mike's behaviour towards El, people tend to say:

-They are teenagers, they make mistakes but they love each other

But later go and say:

-I don't ship byler because Mike treats Will that way, blaj blah blah

Hypocrital.

RAHHH TY FOR THE TAGG

@dukingadorablez @4rielle @somewiseoutthere @michaelwheelerdefiodental @itwasaseven7 @itslikesearcingforsomething @not-noah1230 @forevershrekfish @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @wheelerslvr @rainebasillovesbyler @urthefartmike @dynamicccsworld @clericallyinsane @bluearacari @bylerpining @miwihearts @moldymicrowavedsoup

Trick or Treat! 🎃

YALL BYLER TAG IS TRENDING

YALL, I managed to convince my brother to watch a byler analysis video!!!!!!!!

Problem is it can't be longer than 30 mins

PLEASE DO YALL KNOW ANY GOOD ANALYSIS FOR 30 MINS 🙏🙏🙏