Listen, I Totally See Where You're Coming From, But This Post Reached The Wrong Audience Because I Firmly

I THINK I PEED MYSELF

Unless you're into that kinda thing, and that might be why you're kid became a pornstar

Parents with kids who are pornstars must be horrified when they surf Pornhub and come across one of their kids’ clips.

I'd buy this soap

French soap advertisement - Demandez “le Chat”, savon extra - 1895 - via Gallica

French soap advertisement - Savon Le Chat. C. Ferrier & Cie - 1912 - via Gallica

being a female means needing to see 10 different doctors to get a proper diagnosis because they always think you’re exaggerating and/or lying

You know you're shipping trash when you read the synopsis for a new show and you're first thought is "I ship it" before you even started watching. Tbh, you'd be surprised how often this happens to me.

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

So true, sorry for the crappy quality

THEY JUST KEEP JUMPING ON THE COUNTER. AND CRAWLING UP HER LEG. THIS IS THE GREATEST PROBLEM YOU COULD EVER HAVE

Tumblr folk are so patient with each other. I don’t remember why I followed half of you people and every day I scroll past Discourse from someone who’s moved fandoms ranting about some show I’ve never heard of in incomprehensible shorthand like “WC/YT shippers from ZZNMHP just don’t understand why Jyrra of the North couldn’t retrieve the Aggro Crag from the MalignaSwamp” completely untagged and I’m just like