Don't you love that feeling when you fail the first the test of the semester in class and you spend the rest of the day with horrible anxiety because you either drop the class or take a blow to your gpa and so can't focus on the 3 assignments you needed to do and you finally calm yourself down and convince yourself it's not actually a big deal and you don't need to worry about and so when you're talking to your mom later that day when you're driving around you bring it up casually and she starts freaking out on you, saying you need at least 15 hours even though there is literally no requirement saying you need 15 hours and then you start crying and she's like "why are you crying" and you try to explain how anxious and streesed you've been literally the entire day and you were just hoping for her to say it was fine if you needed to lessen your workload except you can't because you're crying and can't talk and then she's still aggravated because it was a misunderstanding and she thought you were being lazy because you were acting like it wasn't a big deal, and then you get to where you were driving and she starts talking to her friend and you're trying to casually look away from them so they can't see your face and your mom's like "oh go say hi" even though you're literally crying and you have to be polite and say hi even though you are actually fucking crying and
Yeah isn't that just the greatest feeling ever
^^^^^^^relatable
The further adventures of science cat
Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
I've been in a situation somewhat like this. I have 2 older brothers and they were about to leave for a tournament so I hugged them since I wouldn't see them for a while. They were riding with some friends and one asked "where's my hug?" Frankly, I didn't even know his name, he was just one of the many guys that are on the team. I didn't want to hug him, but I didn't want to seem rude, so I made an obnoxiously rude comment that could only be taken as a joke, "No, you smell worse than that time my dog got sprayed by a skunk." He didn't smell, but everyone burst out laughing, and a few of them high fived me and they started ragging on the guy.
Now, this was a different situation and I'm pretty sure he was only saying that as a joke, but making jokes like that has always been how I respond to things like that. If you don't want to be rude, say something so rude and laugh, so it has to be taken as a joke. If you don't want to be obnoxious, be so obnoxious it's funny. Say he smells. Say you don't want cooties. Say you have a skin eating desaese that's incredibly contagious. If he STILL hasn't gotten the hint and won't leave it alone, than be a complete asshole, because at that point he's also being one.
Hope this helps!
srsly tho this is absolutely a thing that dudes do all the f***ing time
like where if he knows a girl doesn’t necessarily want to give him a hug, he will trap her in this position in front of witnesses where she has 2 options- both of which are undesirable for her, while simultaneously desirable for him
if she doesn’t want to hug him, whatever she does, it will suck for her.
she can 1. say nah and be the fucking asshole in front of other ppl or 2. forsake her corporeal boundaries and allow unwanted intimate contact
it’s a f***ing trap
okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate
Someone save this cat, I almost cried
Hey guys, my friend’s emotional support animal has gone missing and she is beside herself. She’s supposed to be joining her husband, who is doing a year-long post-doc in France soon, and she is desperate to find her cat before she leaves.
If you live anywhere near Vista, California, I would appreciate it if you could boost this to help find Genevieve.
I havent seen anyone talk about this yet so im making a post.
So lets say you’re researching something for a paper (or just for fun) and the research paper you want to read is behind a paywall, or the site makes you create an account first, or makes you pay to download, or limits you to only 5 free articles, or otherwise makes it difficult for you to read what you want.
do not fear! copy the link to the article
go to sci-hub.se (the url is always changing so its best to check out whereisscihub.now.sh to find what the current url is)
slap the article link in there
Story time y'all. I was just about to go to bed when the LOUD AS HELL FIRE ALARM in my apartment complex starts going off. Flashing lights and BEH BEH BEH. I outside all upset, thinking my night's ruined because it takes FOREVER for them to get it off and it's FREEZING out. Then I open Tumblr and this post is the first one I read, conveniently after I just read a fix involving a wild boar, and it just really made me smile. Thanks, people of Tumblr, for making a shitty experience less shitty
Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.
Get BOOPED (disrespectfully)