My Brother: You're A Parasitic Leach On The Family

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10 firefighters who risked thier lives to save cats

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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God bless you! Free the books!

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

People horrifically fucking up facts about evolution and genetics too support their stupid beliefs or to seem smart and “rational” is probably one of my big pet peeves 

The singular form of "lice" is "louse"

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

i've seen enough horror movies starring upper-middle-income white families stuck in spacious haunted mansions. gimme stories about millennials stuck in haunted studio apartments. consider the realism:

why is this protagonist staying in an obviously haunted building despite the glaring warning signs? because a week at a motel would send them spiraling into credit card debt, they'll take their chances with the vengeful spirits. why did they chose this apartment complex to begin with, despite the many many unexplained mysterious deaths that show up on the first page of a google search? hon some of us don't have the credit score to move away from high (paranormal) crime areas. how could i be so careless as to sign a soul-binding contract with a demonic entity? bitch they're called LANDLORDS

I've already reblogged this, but it just keeps getting better

I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.

How I feel about literally everyone

I sent this to my professor because we just did an essay about the meaning of time and such, this was her response

Thanks, [my name],

It is poignant! An evocative image that Dōgen would surely appreciate, too.

I hope you have a balanced weekend.

Warmly,

Dr. [Professor]

Just thought you should know.

yo wanna see a post I woke up at 3am to write for reasons unknown?