CHEAP COMMISIONS

lowk js in my shower rn, scrolling tumblr

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

guys im lowkey losing it. I had the worst high ever and now i have no seratonin left and no energy to try

#whatswrongwithme

me and the homies

rb to stare at a mutual like this:

The more i read about it the more i realize I most definitely have a Dependent personality disorder

thinking about him. all the time.

Ive been trying to draw Alfredo Linguini Radahn for like... five days straight and finally am starting to get a footing... sorta... this is taking quite a few artistic liberties 🥴

REALLLLL

my talent is going from “im full, i don’t want anything to eat” to “i’m so hungry i’m nauseous” in a matter of seconds

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