Imagine Saying Some Of The Most Horrifying And Confusing Things The Dwarves Have Ever Heard

Imagine swapping bodies with Thorin

You: *wakes up needing to pee only to discover you’re in Thorin’s body* huh

Kili: something wrong Uncle?

You: very wrong, will you go get Gandalf?

Kili: uh sure

You: *nudges your body* wake up

Thorin: what’s going on *looks at you, realizes that he’s starting at his face and he gets annoyed* what the fuck happened?

You: no idea, but Kili is getting Gandalf as we speak so hopefully we’ll find out soon

*ten minutes later*

Gandalf: I haven’t a single inkling as to how this happened but I do know that the spell should wear off in three weeks.

Thorin: fucking fantastic, what are we to do until then? What if we get attacked during that time.

You: not a clue, but you will experiencing what menstruation is like in oh… Three days, maybe four.

Thorin: … I hate everything

*two days later*

Thorin: it started, this isn’t so bad it’s just a little blood.

You: give it two days and then try telling me that.

*two days later*

Thorin: *hunches over in pain*

Dwalin: are you in pain

Thorin: it’s horrible.

You: yup

Thorin: (y/n), you know I’ve been stabbed right? This hurts more than being literally stabbed in the gut.

You: really?

Thorin: yes, I think I’d rather be stabbed actually, than have to go through this. Your pad looks like a battle field, and I cried for no god damn reason like three times since yesterday. I’m sick of this! I want something fried, and something sweet!!

You: *pats him on the back* I will give you medicine to make the pain go away.

Thorin: *sniffles*

#good with his legs

All jokes aside though Peter meeting Harley at some point would be so fucking funny like he probably spent months trying to figure out whether he was annoying Tony with his texts only to find out that some little asshole down in Tennessee has been sporadically tagging Tony in facebook shitposts over a three-year period and when he finds them he’s like “Mr Stark not to be rude but what the actual fuck”

madelaine petsch + her gorgeous hair

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Okay 🙌🏻

WHAT DID I JUST MAKE

Yes

wanna go for a ride

I need this reaction gif again.

I really hope this works...

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!