Me, After 5 Mins Of Infinity War 🙃

Kink; Betty Cooper using Bobby pins to pick locks

Thor leading Valkyrie, Nebula, and Carol to fight Thanos in Endgame

i cant help but think about bucky just chillin in his cryo while everything’s going down with killmonger. do you think erik saw him and just goes “the fuck is this white boy doing here freezing himself this aint an ice cream shop”

sweet pea: i'm really glad "fight me" has replaced "sue me" in everyday vocabulary because i don't have any money but i do have fists and am always angry.

Touch The Butts: Hobbit Edition (Master Post)

Summary: You were a simple office worker, until a twist of fate sends you tumbling into Middle Earth and into the Company of Thorin Oakenshield.  You don’t know what to expect, you don’t know if you will survive, but you have this feeling that there is a great love story in the making.  But who will be the one you are destined to be with?  Make your choice and Touch The Butts.    

There are many ways you can read through this…you can begin at the beginning and just go with the flow, or you can follow/read a specific path.  I have both options outlined below!  The outlines for each of the characters are under the ‘Keep Reading Line’.   

Start Here To Begin Your Adventure 

Keep reading

trying to get your story together like:

Glorious

x

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

Yes pls

Concept: Steve calling you, “Pretty baby” as he brushes your hair back and tucks it behind your ear, as you’re tied up to the bed, and at his mercy about to be wrecked.

Perfection ✨