This Face Expression I So Hot Like Damn Idek Why

trying to get your story together like:

*something bad happens*

Jughead: Sweet Pea, you mustn’t blame yourself

Sweet Pea: I don’t, I blame you

That moment when you’re reading a good smut fic of your favourite MCU character, but then someone disturbs you:

Seriously this has happened to me before. I’m all like, “Excuse me, can’t you see I’m trying to imagine my super-hubby and I make love? FUCK OFF!!”

You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, “My cat wants to adopt you. So you’re now one of us.”

aren’t you all like….tired…of being obnoxious about the avengers

x.

Behlsy

hey here’s a nsfw meme that has like, explicit consent and boundary-setting and whatnot in it, enjoy

“Do you need to use your safe word?”

“Tighter.”

“Is that too tight?”

“I’m going to go slowly.”

“Tell me how it feels.”

“That feels so good…”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Undress me.”

“Nice and slow.”

“Do you want more?”

“Spread your legs and show me.”

“Do you need a break?”

“I need a break.”

“Count them for me.”

“You’re doing so well.”

“Did that make you wet?”

“Let me have a taste.”

“You don’t have to be gentle.”

“I love having you inside me.”

“Beg me.”

“More…”

“Please, more!”

“Louder.”

“Is this alright?”

“We can stop if you need to.”

“Do you like being bitten?”

“I like when people can see.”

“I like it when you make me sore.”

“I wore this for you.”

“Wear this for me?”

I really hope this works...

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