Speirs: Is Four A Lot?

Malarkey: I have 7 empty notebooks and no idea what to put in them, any suggestions?

Perconte: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am taking suggestions from anyone, except you

Muck: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I'm taking suggestions from anyone, except from the two of you

Luz: Put spaghetti in them

Malarkey: I am no longer taking suggestions

Nixon: Man I don’t know how you deal with these kids. They look like a handful.

Winters: *watching Liebgott strangle Webster, Luz and Malarkey randomly screaming, Talbert trying to set fire to a sleeping Guarnere, and Toye choking on air*

Winters: I don’t know either.

“Hey Gene, you called me babe.”

Winters/Nixon Moments When Their Eyes Are Saying Everything

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Webster: *sees two bees flying around a garden*

Webster: i wonder.,. if....they’re friends..

David Kenyon Webster, everybody

Neal posted this photo and I am absolutely losing it

Babe: I just realized that I have two ears.

Guarnere: You just realized that you have two ears?

Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.

Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.