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Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]
Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?
Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKEβ
Frank Perconte: I am very small.
Frank Perconte: And right now I have no money.
Frank Perconte: So you can imagine the kind of stress Iβm under.
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Speirs: How did you find me?
Winters: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered, "Now, who could that be?".
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Really drunk Joe Toye sitting in a pile of puppies and he starts getting teary eyed and his voice gets really husky as he gathers them up into his arms and rubs his face into their fluffy little bodies.Β βI canβt protect all of them.β
Nixon: The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small.
Webster: I would say infinitesimally.
Liebgott: Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily. We all know words.
Ron spends small fortune on his hair and it's always perfect, that's how everyone knows not to touch it. The real reason why Ron doesn't want anyone to touch his hair is because his scalp is very sensitive and one small tug or even caress can make him melt and turn into purring fluffy kitten.
Important Safety Warning: There is a very real and distinct limit to the amount of head scratches Speirs will allow before he stabs you. It is best to assume that he operates at the two preferred rubs on the tummy like a cat. Any more and death is waiting for you.
BoB Text Posts: Liebgott and Webster edition
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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