Satan, I’m coming to visit
stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*
shifty: *gently fixes it*
shifty: now you can see
Liebgott: God, you have beautiful eyes
Webster: aw thats sweet. But everyone tells me that
Liebgott: I’m the only one that’s told you that
Webster: No, I don’t mean in like a flirty way, people are just like “you’ve got great eyes”
Webster: It’s like, i’m just a guy you know?
Liebgott: you know what I take it back your eyes suck
Winters: One of my youngests, David, is being tested for the gifted program at his school and my other son, George, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.
Doc Roe really be sliding into other peoples’ foxholes without knocking like : “what’s good, y’all lookin busted af, what we cookin, yo feet whack, gimme morphine, vibes are off, where’s the sizzuhs, what’s the WiFi password?”
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
Nix: Dick, I am not in denial.
Dick: Yes, you are. You're just denying you're in denial.
Nix: Dick, honey, I am not denying I'm in denial.
Dick: If you're not denying you're in denial, then you're in denial.
Nix: Look, fluffhead. Why should I deny being in denial? I never said I was in denial, YOU are the one who said I was in denial, and don't you deny it.
Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes
Lewis Nixon:
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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