winters, roe, and lipton are officially the “we have this misfortune of having to watch while you all make terrible decisions despite our best efforts to keep you safe and healthy” club pass it on
Speirs: [stomping back from enemy lines]
Smol baby replacements, in awe: Daddy?
Speirs, eyes narrowing: DO I LOOK LIKE—
Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.
Winters, on a hike with Easy Company: Wow, it’s so beautiful today! I love mother nature.
Nixon, next to him out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.
Don’t ask why, I don’t know
Dike: *screams*
Speirs: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Winters: Should we do something?
Nixon: No, I wanna see who wins.
Roe: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about George Luz!
Babe: But you told me to get it out of my system.
Roe: I had no idea how much you had in your system!
***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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