I Stop Everything When The Band Of Brothers Intro Song Starts Playing.

Winters: What are you drinking Nix?

Nixon: Tea?

Winters: [spraying water at him] What are you drinking?

Nixon: Tea-quila…

Lipton: Shifty, we have to talk.

Shifty: Yes, Seargent?

Lipton: Stop collecting frogs and hiding them in your foot locker.

Shifty: Sorry, sir its just-

Lipton: Captain Sobel might knock it over and hurt them, hide 'em in the showers.

I think bob fandom need this

i’m incredibly sorry for the lack of effort in this one–

Webster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Liebgott: It's not a joke! I'm a legit snack!

A’ight, hear me out—

Just imagine Tangled

but with Eugene as Rapunzel

and Babe as Flynn Rider

And instead of Eugene having the whole magic hair thing, it’s his hands that heal people.

And at the end of the story instead of getting his hair cut off, he is cursed by his evil godmother to never be able to heal someone ever again. (And of course he finds a loophole. I mean, how could he not? He’s Eugene fucking Roe.)

Alright I’m going to rant

I don’t understand why people don’t like Webster, or feel the need to bash his incredible war memoir in reviews, saying he does not deserve to be called a “veteran”. Bullshit. Not everyone will like war, or be a perfect soldier (Speirs was considered one in that time because he was unafraid to engage the enemy). Web had a right to be bitter. It was war. What could you do? Not every soldier will be the same. Sure, Web might have annoyed his comrades, but he still fought alongside them. He did his duties. He came back to join his buddies after being released from the hospital.

He expressed REALISM. Anger. Disappointment. Exhaustion. Guilt. Confusion. Not everyone has to like the army and its ways. Plenty of guys wanted out just like him. Plenty of them purposely shot themselves to get sent home. Webster was not a perfect soldier, but still a good man.

I respect everyone’s opinions, but I just have a hard time understanding them. Web doesn’t deserve the hate I often see about him.

Episodes 1-5 of Band of Brothers but it's just Gene's medic scenes

Beauty