Contrary To Popular Belief, The Eyes Of A Shark Are Full Of Life, Love And Serenity

WAIT A MINUTE, DID HE HAVE HIS GODDAMN SCISSORS ALL THIS TIME?

Guess what, Eugene Roe had his scissors the whole goddamn time.

Creds to @ Vermiciouskinid on instagram (Shane Taylor)

Muck, over the phone, holding his bloody nose: Hey, Malark! We're best friends, right, bro?

Malarkey, sighing: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like.

Liebgott: i cant belive you and Toye broke the bed last night

Perconte: yeah, it must have been wild

Luz: aha yeah..

*last night*:

Luz: i bet you cant jump high enough to touch the ceiling

Toye: try me.

Toye: What’s up with Babe?

Guarnere: Doc giggled.

Babe, laying on the floor: hE-!!!

me in a nutshell

Nix: *almost gets shot in the head*

Winters:

pretty much how that scene went

foley 💭

Winters, on a hike with Easy Company: Wow, it’s so beautiful today! I love mother nature.

Nixon, next to him out of breath: MOTHER NATURE’S A WHORE.

Luz: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Toye: Walk by again.

Luz: I hope you choke.

Luz, staring at Toye: LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS THREE DAY SUPPLY OF K-RATIONS, CHOCOLATE BARS, CHARMS CANDY, POWDERED COFFEE, SUGAR, MATCHES, COMPASS, BAYONET, ENTRENCHING TOOL, AMMUNITION, GAS MASK, MUSETTE BAG WITH AMMO, HIS WEBBING, HIS .45, CANTEEN, TWO CARTONS OF SMOKES, HAWKINS MINE, TWO GRENADES, SMOKE GRENADE, GAMMA GRENADE, TNT, THAT BULLSHIT, AND A PAIR OF NASTY SKIVVIES.

Luz: I HAVE TO HAVE HIM