IF GLORIA/FEMALE SWORD AND SHIELD PROTAGONIST OWNED A CHATTOT!

Janus: well, time to pray.

Janus, trying to summon satan and cthulhu at the same time:

Janus: Welp, time to go to church.

Janus, walking into a bar:

Idea:

A pokemon nuzlock, but you can only catch a pokemon if you have it as a plush! Obviously if you don't have a starter plush you can choose any, but if you do have one you have to pick that starter!

Draw like one of your French girls!

SBI realizing they lost Tommy in a crowd:

Phil: TOMMY! Guys we lost Tommy!

Technoblade: Finally

Phil: Stop being sarcastic and help me find him

Wilbur: Don't worry, I got this

Wilbur's phone: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC!

Tommy: TURN THAT OFF!

Wilbur: Found him!

Pokemon idea: status effect called drenched that slightly lowers speed with every turn until you dry, mostly caused by water type moves

I was playing a dress up game that let's you make your own dresses, and half way through making one i was like "huh this looks familiar" and then I add color and then THIS abomination was born...

FOR SCOTT'S SAKE I MADE MICHAEL AND I DON'T KNOW HOW!? WHAT THE HELL!!!!! I MADE THE DRESS, REALIZED, AND MADE A CHARACTER TO MATCH!

But then I had an idea...

The only michael I know that could pull this off would be @chloesimaginationthings ...

PLEASE DRAW THIS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS AFTON TRAUMA!!!!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

Ash ketchum is Red and Blue's love child. Change my mind

Reblog if you’re asexual, support asexuals and/or love pizza

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Remus drinks liquid hand soap like a smoothie with his deodorant, and uses a lemon shaped soap bar as a decoration