I’m Not Kidding When I Tell You Tied Together With A Smile Is My Life Story.

so… i come online to find out taylorswifthockeybro is a PEDO and has deleted his account. i fucking hate earth. and he really tried to blame them💀

i always had a bad feeling about him, but i figured it was just me being weird😭😭

ouch…

You know that ‘your sixth most recently used emoji predicts this or that’ type of meme? We should try that with music. okay, the sixth song in your ‘on repeat’ playlist predicts the next person you will be friends with or fall in love with. no cheating, let’s go

GUYS.

FUCKKKK.

I KNOW THE SECOND ONE IS FROM TRUTH OR DARE, IT HAS TO BE.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM GONNA CRY

I don’t really watch stranger things so idk much about Noah schnapp… but congratulations!! We have a new baby gay<333

People are saying it’s cringey that Nick kept saying “I’m bi, actually” and that proves they don’t actually understand anything. Every time he said it out loud, it was in response to someone saying he was gay. And he’s not gay, he’s bi, actually. The one time he says it preemptively (the IG caption), there’s still a ton of comments calling him gay. So yeah, he did have to say it every time because people assuming he’s gay is just as invalidating at people assuming he’s straight.

not Frank just casually cutting off debbie’s TOES, wtf-

… Every grade. Every grade, intensely, maddeningly, excruciatingly.

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

not me literally methodically planning out what i think each episode is gonna be about (ps david if you hurt my babies i’m gonna kick you in the balls. sorry jack, it had to be done)

for both me and you

young royals fic throwback, 6/?

i'm (slowly) working my way through the wilmon tag on ao3 (i've made it to january 2022!) and thought that as i go i might shout out some older fics i enjoy along the way! hoping to do a post a week! i've tagged writers when i knew their tumblr handle but please let me know if you know the others!

and they were roommates by @toffeelemon - Simon doesn’t know how exactly he became the biggest walking cliché and developed a super gay crush on his probably straight roommate, especially when said roommate happens to be the Prince of Sweden, but here he is.

Perhaps One Day (it will be a joy to remember even this) by @waroftheposes - On Saturday morning, Simon's carefully constructed wall crashes down. Just one text from Wille, and everything Simon has worked toward (the smiles, the laughter, the telling his family he's ok) is gone.

Better Than a Fantasy by @bishoprose - Simon attends an event with Wilhelm but they can't seem to stay apart for too long, so kissing in hidden hallways it is.

no rule by crownofplanets - Wilhelm and Simon go out into the lake for some privacy, and Wilhelm reaches a realization.

Gentle hands and soft gazes by @lovelierbitsoflife - A recount of one of our most beloved scenes, the beginning of episode 5, the morning after. Wilhelm and Simon's playful wrestle followed by some hanky-panky business.

space buns and a smile by roseable - Countries don't expect their princes to actually have interests. And Sweden definitely didn’t expect their youngest prince to be die hard fanboy for a certain Venezuelan-Swedish pop star.

Wille on the table (alternative chapter) by @piebingo - “Wille on the table! Wille on the table!” As they banged their fists on the table, Wille looked at Simon. They had been talking about going public soon and they had agreed, along with PR, that the first step could be to tell people at Hillerska.

Hating you is easy by Ly_ons - Wilhelm doesn't exactly have a plan, but he knows he has to win Simon back somehow.

just discovered spotify’s ‘daylist’ playlists and the names are so funny. pls reblog and put your daylist name in the tags !!!