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Infected!Paul, driving up in a sparkly blue car with the top down, Toxic blaring out of the speakers: get in losers we’re going to clivesdale

I need new accounts to follow!

Why hello there!

I'd like some new accounts to follow when I'm done cleaning my account up! So, here's some of the fandoms I'm in, and topics I'm interested in! If you have any of these interests, like/repost, interact! I'll see it and follow!

Life is Strange (A huge hyperfixation!)

Steven Universe

Doki Doki Literature Club

Danganronpa (Any game/anime!)

Team Starkid & Musical Theatre

Women Love Women Posts, as well as any other LGBT positivity!

Autism Awareness/Positivity!

Sally Face

Homestuck

Cosplay & Cosplay Related Stuff

Mental Health Awareness/Positivity

Writing & Tips for Writers

Body Motivation, Weight Loss, Overall Motivational Blogs! (Positive, NO THINSPO)

Poetry & Rambles

Astrology & Mythology

Books!! Reading!!

Personality Tests! (I'm ENFP!)

Total Drama Island, Spongebob, and Nostalgia from the 2000's-2010's!

I'll respond & follow ASAP! I'd love to talk to you too, so shoot me an ask/dm!

Cute things to call your boyfriend 🥰😘

Clotpole 💖

Dollopead ✨

Turnip-head 🥺

Cabbage-head 💫

Idiot 🌹

Useless toad of a servant 💘

Girl's petty coat 🔥

Buffoon 😇

Royal Prat 💋

Bone Idle Toad 🌺

Ride the Cyclone Incorrect Quotes (provided by the incorrect quotes generator)

Noel: Hey, someone tried to fight a quid at the aquarium today!

Mischa: *covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Noel: Is something burning?

Mischa: *leaning against the counter* just my love for you.

Noel: Mischa, the toaster is on fire.

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Ocean: You’re right.

Noel: That’s an unusual phrase for you, did you just learn it?

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Ocean: Do you take constructive criticism?

Noel: I only take cash or credit.

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Ocean: You know those things kill you, right?

Noel: *pouring a glass of whiskey* Yeah, that’s kind of the point.

Mischa: *smoking a cigarette* Were trying to speed this shit up.

Constance: *nodding her head while eating raw cookie dough*

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Ocean: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Noel: Oh yeah? You’re the one who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Ocean: I’m leaving you! AND IM TAKING MISCHA WITH ME!

Constance: *picking up the Monopoly board* I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Puppet History headcanon: Kate Peterman wasn’t in the latest season because Holo-Professor KNEW she would figure him out right away and she would NOT let him get away with it.

Reggie: Guys I wonder if I can hear my heart beat with this microphone

Alex: That’s not how it wo-

Reggie holding the microphone to his chest: *plays the intro to Sweater Weather*

Luke: That’s my boy!!

He is lord

Duck is lord

He is:

Lord

Lord

Lord

Duck is lord

My Conversation w/ My Mom after I made her watch Holy Musical B@man

Me: So, what did you think?

My mom: I think you’d play that Sweet Tooth character pretty well!

Me(confused): Why?

My mom: Because you’re insane for liking this shit. Ooh! Or Robin!

Me: Why?

My mom: Because you’re small and easy to pick up.

Me: -_-