Thor: Ragnarok, Dir Taika Waititi. 2017

:D i’m doing a great job cheering myself up

Tom Hardy as Noel in “Sexual Nature”, 2006.

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I’m taking all the oikage I can get

Any good venom fics you wanna recommend? The movie got me good.

wow okay this got out of hand really quickly and that’s not even all of them oops (most have spoilers, be warned)

We are Venom…until we’re not (Gen) - What happened after Eddie lost Venom and how he found him again. They always make their way back to each other though.

if there’s a we, there’s a way. (T) - it isn’t easy living with a nosy alien parasite in your brain at all hours of the day (parasite, excuse you, eddie?)…especially when that alien knows everything about you, without a shadow of a doubt, and definitely knows about those dreams you’ve been having that would put pornhub to shame. aka eddie has big gross alien feelings about everyone’s favorite alien symbiote. and there’s kissing?

Ink (T) - Venom admires Eddie’s tattoos.

happy (T) -  Eddie adjusts to sharing a body, well everything, with Venom. It’s surprisingly easy and they’re both full of feelings. They deserve some happiness.

Still Here, Eddie (T) - Eddie thinks about the mess the last few days of his life had become. How, now that it’s over, he can’t feel Venom anymore.And just how much the symbiote’s absence hurts.

Stitch (E) - There is noise, and pain, and the city flies past him in shades of grey as he falls, falls, falls. Eddie!

You’re Mine (E) - Wherein Eddie finally admits his feelings for Venom. Sweet and cuddly, with some naughty bits in the middle. 

Withdrawal (E) - Eddie tries to convince himself that it is something they don’t want or need. He fails.

Kiss the skin that crawls from you (E) - What’s the point? Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”If you say so.

You Don’t Have To Say It (E) - If there’s one thing Eddie’s learned about Venom these past few months, it’s that the thing is a jealous bitch. As for what Venom’s learned about him, well–

Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop (E) - Eddie can’t stop thinking about that kiss. Eventually he gives up and gives in. 

As Venom is released on screen, take a look at our Fast & Curious interview with Tom Hardy

Konbini on facebook 11/10/2018

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