Halloween Event

(ad. husband instead of wife but yes)

Dream Jobs :

— forest witch

— rich vampire's wife

— haunted bookstore owner

irish setter?

how come everyone knows what an irish setter is but nobody actually KNOWS an irish setter? are irish setters even real?

I’m autistic and I wear headphones for sensory issues. Doesn’t mean you can be a dick in public. Please, just have the decency to not behave like you’ve never seen the outside world before (and are unaware of basic social etiquette).

my unpopular opinion is that i hate tiktok because now people just publicly watch loud ass videos in public spaces with no regard for anyone else. 100% it was not this bad with youtube, it’s such a different thing with tiktok. put on headphones. you are grown.

2.5k drabble celebration masterpost

Requests are closed.

This is the masterpost of my 2.5k drabble celebration. My followers got to choose a type of content, a realm and a prompt and I would mix the three to create a short drabble for them. Well, here is the list. There aren’t summaries for these, the prompt with the realm is the summary of each drabble and also the link. Possible warnings are placed behind every link.

Fluffy drabbles

“You are bleeding all over my carpet.” - Midgard

“But you know what? Fuck you, that’s what.” - Midgard

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Sakaar

Angsty drabbles

“Remind me to kill you, please.” - Unknown

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!.” - Midgard

“Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?” - Asgard

“You’re going to regret that.” - Midgard - Dark!Loki

Dark drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Asgard - torture, evil Loki and death

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.”  - Space

“I can take care of myself just fine.” - Sakaar

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Jotunheim

“Is this all I’m really good for?” - Jotunheim - Dark!Loki, mentions of non-con, really mean Loki!

“What doesn’t kill me might make me kill you.” - Jotunheim

Whump Drabbles

“You are worth less than dirt to me.” - Muspelheim - Torture, Victim!Loki

Smutty drabbles

“You’re in trouble now” - Unknown

“I’m not going to touch you unless you beg.” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Asgard - dom!Loki

“I don’t want to hear your excuses anymore.” - Sakaar

“You didn’t get in trouble for lying. You got in trouble for lying badly.” - Sakaar

“I’m not jealous. It’s just… you’re mine!” - Asgard

“Do you trust me?” - Midgard

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” - Whatever I wanted - sub!Loki

“Did you just hiss at me?” - Jotunheim - Dom!Loki, Dark!Loki

“Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally it replies.” - Unknown

“Don’t touch what is not yours.” - Midgard

“you’re really going to make me beg for it aren’t you?” - Midgard

“Get on your knees.” - Jotunheim - rough and blood-play

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” - Sakaar

“You dare come here and demand such a thing?” - Midgard

“Well, if you could just be HONEST with me then we wouldn’t be there.” - Sakaar

“You’re in trouble now” - Jotunheim

Dub-con/non-con drabbles

“You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.” - Muspelheim - Dub-con

“Show me what’s behind your back.” - Asgard - Dub-con/non-con

“Obviously you have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit” - Asgard - Non-con

“You work for me. You are my slave.” - Midgard - Dub-con and Non-con

Mix of multiple types drabbles

“Don’t touch what is not yours,” - Space - Fluff, dark, angst and smut

“what doesn’t kill you will likely try again.” - Sakaar - Fighting 

*oh* Im going to use this.

I think I found my new favorite thing.

One-shots Challenge! 1-150

Drabble Challenge! #1 - 150

Ive been meaning to do one like this so I can practice my writings more!! SO SEND SOME IF YOU WOULD LIKE! Please specify if you want it to be fluff or angst or anything really.

I write for Marvel, Star Wars, just send me your character and the numbers! <3

Rules: Followers send a number to your ask and you write a drabble using that sentence/prompt in your piece. 

Take the long way around

Can you shut up for five minutes, please???

He’s been gone for quite a while

I can’t see anything.

I heard a noise.

Scary movies are for chumps.

You’ve gone to the bathroom fifty times today.

The floor is lava.

Where’s my food?

I bet you feel like an artist

Did you ever clean the attic?

Can I be of assistance?

Get out of the way before I murder you.

I think you forgot who wears the pants in this relationship

You’re breaking my heart, babe.

Cry me a river.

Build a bridge.

Get over it.

Another credit card?!

It’s just rain, you aren’t gonna melt!

When’s the last time YOU cleaned the bathroom?

I don’t know why I married you.

Have you ever lied to me?

If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.

Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?

I’m stuck! Help me!

I swear, I’m not scared.

What do you think a cupholder is for?

You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?

Turn that sh*t off!!!!

When’s that last time we went on a date?

I thought you didn’t like cats?

The door’s locked.

Remember when you were a kid and you ______ (insert memory)

I’ll just tell your mom on you.

I thought you were nice.

I had a dream about you.

I work pretty hard around here, but you get all the credit

What color do you like better?

Am I your husband or your taxi service?

Take notes, sweetheart.

This is where you impress me, right?

Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.

I can’t believe you didn’t remember

If that makes me a child, so be it.

I could beat you up, you know that right?

Would it kill you to help people?

I bet you can’t go 24 hours without cussing.

But, I said I love you.

Is it just me or is cold as hell in here?

I’m not weird, you’re just basic.

Just sleep with one eye open, that’s all I’m saying

Take off your shirt.

Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?

Way to go, kid.

I found the candles, we’ll be alright.

We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?

…or we could make out….

I said “I HAVE AN IDEA!”

Down the hall, second door on the left.

I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.

Sit still, for the love of all that is Holy.

Are you even human?

We’ll talk later.

K.

I’m afraid.

I thought there was time.

Can you just leave me alone?

I’ll carry it.

We’re not ‘fine’.

Are you really taking his side right now?

I like proving you wrong.

Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.

Who are you?

I think you need stitches

Must be a coincidence

Can you be romantic for once?

This is your fault by the way.

Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.

Excuse me for falling in love with you.

I have fans. More fans than you to be exact.  

I paid for half and you ate three-quarters.

I knew you’d be mad.

If you die, I’m going to kill you.

You’ve never smoked anything in your life.

You gave me a black eye.

Stop looking at me like that, weirdo.

What if it sinks?

Birds can’t fly without wings.

Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.

That SOOO classifies as a date.

No backsies.

You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.

I never liked it, I lied.

Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.

Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Remember when we were dating and you _____

Be brave, sweetheart.

I’m sorry, but that was adorable.

You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.

You hear that? That’s the sound of my awesomeness.

She’s my daughter, I can read her diary.

That’s a fact, Jack.

Actually, I couldn’t care less.

I try my best.

Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.

I’m glad you’re mine.

You look pretty good for your age.

You passed out for like an hour.

Delete it. Now.

You’re a jerk.

Are you high?

No, you’re MY bitch.

Ew ew ew. You’re so gross.

Spare change for the poor and lonely.

She’s 6, how can she scare you?

When’s the last time we ______

He’s spoiled rotten.

I can’t stay long.

There’s nothing we can do.

Do you ever stop smiling?

Step aside and watch a pro.

Never give him stuff like that!

You’re the one who left it laying around.

I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.

Teach me how to play?

It’s called a prank.

Well, you’re a prick.

Good, I hope you feel bad.

You have cold, you’re not dying.

I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.

I hope you have a cold shower.

You don’t mean that.

Sing to me, please.

Did you enjoy yourself last night?

Why do they behave for you?

Stop making your own rules.

Don’t open an umbrella in the house.

You know what happens when you assume things.

That’s open for discussion.

Oh, what a shocker, you have an excuse.

Be serious for two minutes, please.

I cheated.

What’s the biggest lie you ever told?

Pillows are over-rated.

Zombies aren’t real, I promise.

Are we lost or do you know where we are?

We started with one and now we have seven. You have no chill.

*Make up your own*

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My brain said 'hey let's compare those two interviews in which he's dressed in white' and yeah I'm not able to handle you james mcavoy no matter which version of you we're talking abt

Avengers + Breaking News Meme

Parents in media: oh, you have depression? it’s okay sweetie, we’ll get through this together

Parents in real life (my parents): what, you don’t have depression. I don’t care what your therapist says, I don’t see it.

depressed kids in the media: I don’t wanna go to therapy! I don’t need help! I’m not some specimen for you to dissect!

me, rollin up to my therapist’s office and collapsing in relief: what is UP my homeboy I fuckin missed you,, hope ur ready to hear some Bull Shit that fuckin happened to me this week