Your Dash Has Been Signed By The Avengers!

Old players with all the gear vs new players with nothing

Sleeping Beauty

Summary: You’re a maladaptive daydreamer and Loki hears you talking to no one in the middle of the night.

Warnings: implied smut, swear words, fluffiness

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All of the "Pro-lifers" that are celebrating right now I sincerely hope you or your daughters never have a Miscarriage that they cannot naturally pass, because a D&C is an abortion.

I hope you don't have a ectopic pregnancy, because the procedure that will save your life is an abortion.

I hope you don't have a still born baby that your body can't naturally pass because that induction is an abortion.

I hope you are never in a place where carrying a baby full term would mean your death (as mine would, my doctor looked me in the eyes and told me if I get pregnant again I WILL NOT MAKE IT, and fuck you all because my kids need a mom more than they need a sibling.)

I hope you don't find out your baby has a condition that will mean being alive for how ever long will cause them excruciating pain, that you don't have to birth your baby and watch them die a horrific, painful death in your arms.

I hope you aren't raped and forced to carry that baby to term no matter the detriment to your mental/physical health.

I hope you aren't forced to give birth to your abusers child, giving you no way out of the relationship.

I hope your 10 year old is never assaulted and have to carry a baby to term that will almost definitely will kill her.

I hope that you don't go to jail when they investigate your miscarriage and determine that something you did made it YOUR FAULT.

I hope you realize you and your daughters will die from laws you created.

I hope you realize the consequences of your actions because you may have to suffer through them.

“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“

Avengers + Breaking News Meme

do you have any prompts for people who are starting to very obviously fall in love but they're still denying it?? thanks in advance :))

I have something like that here, but here’s more anyways :) 

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“I challenge you to a fight. If I win, you go to dinner with me.”

“Hell yeah, and if I win, we have a sleepover.”

C : “Or you guys can just...go on a date together?”

“This isn’t a date, C. Where did you even get that idea? This is just friendly banter.”

“Sure.”

- - - 

“A, cmon. It’s obvious you have a thing for B.”

“Why does everyone keep telling me that?!”

“...you’re not denying it either.”

- - -

“Um...how did I end up in your lap?”

“You were passed out drunk and I decided this was better than lying on a cold, hard glass table.”

“Oh, okay. Thanks, A. You’re an awesome friend.”

- - -

“Hey, A. Do you have a minute?”

“Give me a sec, C. I’ll just wish B good morning.”

“You guys are so in love.”

“No, we aren’t!”

“Uh huh, so why are they the first thing you think of in the morning?”

“...”

- - -

“What’s your favourite flower?”

“Maybe lavender. Why?”

“A florist opened up near my house, I thought I’ll get you something.”

“Are you getting me flowers as a friend, or...?”

“completelyasafriendnothingelse”

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The category is: black women in ethereal moments.

Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing!