Winter In King’s Landing:

modern westeros discourse. instead of sapphic they say 'friend of rhaena' in reference to famous historical lesbian rhaena targaryen (and her many 'friends') but its problematic because Was rhaena an evil imperialist for being a targ princess? Was it ethical for her to turn her husband into dragon kibble? and if you call yourself rhaenic should you delete your blog and kill yourself? sansa is deep in the discourse (she's pro-rhaenic)

Funniest thing GRRM could do w the Vale plot in TWOW is have someone organize a nice, relaxing, attendance mandatory, good old-fashioned snowball fight to ease tensions and then have Alayne Stone hitting Littlefinger in the gourd w that Patented Starkling 500mph Fastball TM and killing that man stone dead.

i think brienne and davos should go on butch fishing trips together mostly quiet n not talking but also some of the most significant meaningful conversations of their lives. and stannis and jaime can queen out together bitching at each other in the car idk

brienne of tarth is such an important character in asoiaf. she carries so much of the thematic weight of the books, especially her affc arc. every time i see someone calling asoiaf ‘grimdark’ and ‘cynical’ i just think they don’t know about brienne of tarth. they don’t know about i am coming for you lady sansa. be not afraid. i shall not rest until i’ve found you. they don’t know about she had no chance against seven, she knew. no chance, and no choice. wow. their lives must be so sad and empty

would love to write something coherent about my thoughts on the ep but blood and cheese walk into the red keep (no plan) kick a dog smashcut to helaena walking in on her mother having sex

missing ty tennant as aegon. he deserved to have a squad of gayboy lackeys who dgaf about their kingsguard oaths

no daeron in season 2...

also they confirmed 5’7” aegon the conqueror for me. i do not stop winning

rip teenage girl daenerys targaryen you would have loved collecting lipsmackers……..

she should own all of this and the fact that she can’t is one of gods greatest cruelties

cersei’s fangirl phase (and her fanmade rhaegar doll she plays house with)