YES MY WIFE CAN COME BACK HOME 😭😍

I think I’m falling down a fucking rabbit hole of fanfic. Like. It’s to the point where I want to date the “perfect man or woman or someone” and it’s all I read about but in real life it’s nothing for me. When I wanna have something that someone has that I’ve read about it makes me wanna stand on a fucking train track. I’m being dramatic but maybe reading fanfic needs to stop. Or maybe I should stop looking in real life.

Strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me strap me

Midnight snack 😫🍿

Butch patriarchy is hot and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

Oh??? You want me in a pretty little dress with my tits half out and no panties on when you get home? You want me to sit on your strap while I feed you your dinner? You wanna spend your days off breeding me full and using me like a good dumb little slut?? You want me to be your perfect little wife that you use to destress after a long day at work???????

Like PLEASE let me hand you a drink and give you a shoulder massage when you come home and let me moan like a bitch when you shove your cock into me and let me make the house you worked so hard for a home baby I'll be such a good little wife for you no thoughts only cum

So real I love it 🖐️😩

Eddsworld phone headcanons

They’re from the early 2000/2010 and they’re poor they ain’t gonna have iPhones

I don’t think I won but 💋💕

I made a femme bingo card! Let’s play! 🥰

ABBY CODED

you can actually hear me screaming in the background ugh I need this in my life