A Lot Of People Are Saying That “this Thing Is Better Than That One” And Stuff Like That. How About

You certainly usually find something, if you look. But, it is not always quite the something you were after.”

J. R. R. Tolkien

Every gay blond and brunet ship is Patroclus and Achilles reincarnated. No I will not elaborate.

More things!!!

-“My anti-depressants aren’t anti-depressing guys.”

-Game of Uno on the bus “If you put down that plus 4 I will hunt you down! I know where you live!!

- same game of uno “(Name) I MIGHT NOT KNOW WERE YOU LIVE BUT SKIP ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND OUT!”

- Person played a +2 and we +2ed all the way around the circle so they had a plus 10 “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SKIPPING ME AND WINNING LAST TIME BITCH”

-heated debates on whether our coach looked like Cindy loo hoo’s dad from the live action grinch.

- we had to break open a door to het equipment out for a meet. Shenanigans ensued when the janitor came by.

-caring the water cooler “get out of the way! H2O coming through! We bring the water to you!”

- caring benches “ow my back” “your back is old because of your old man taste in music” “ I know, next my eyes will go” “then your hearing too, tough life man.”

-“what do you mean skittles wont get me anywhere in the real world?? I can bribe people with them! Just like I bribed (name) here to let me win uno! And everyone knows uno is life”

- “look, between bagels and life I’d pick bagels.”

- *sits in corner with hood up tapping fingers evilly for 15 minutes*

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they’re trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- “man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I’m pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week” “I didnt” “Okay, fucking nerd”

*dude walks by in a Speedo* “damn, look at his weiner” *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" “OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER” a person hiding in a corner yells “IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR” *Drake runs away screaming*

“Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow”

“Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?” “Abby I swear to god if you do that-” *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

“i LiKe CrAcK” *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* “the snack that smiles back” *whole team yelling* “GOLDFISH”

“What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?” “Um, no water? They aren’t supposed to be in water” “shit…” “ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

“They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl’s” “why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?” “WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!”

“Is that a potato chip?!” *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* “well this dont taste good…”

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* “WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!” “WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE’RE SICK ABBY?!” “FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that’s all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two

Alright everyone claim your "I was here before the Newsies Fandom resurgence of 2022 after West Endsies was announced" ticket:

(Disclaimer: I am actually very excited for new people in the fandom, I just had this idea and thought it was funny. We don't gatekeep in this household, doesn't matter if you've been a fan since 1992 or this morning, you're still a fansie and we love you.)

Feeling like I want to take down the sexist, homophobic and old members of the government. The rage of the 1899 news boys is flowing through me, convincing me to fight the old people telling me my opinions are invalid. Who’s with me?!

What are doing under Spot’s bed, Race? Hmm?

Jack: why does Spot hate me so much

David: would you like the reasons numerically or alphabetically?

Race: he’s got a list under his bed. I can get it for you

Hey guys! Just a reminder to you all to wear masks when seeing family, especially older ones. The mask is for keeping others safe, even if you’re vaccinated still wear one. Have happy and safe holidays all of you!

Reblog if reading someone else’s fanfiction has helped you get through a hard day

If it’s cannon era then 92sies, if not, then livesies. Kind of. There is some that change but mostly that.

Who do y'all picture when reading newsies fanfiction. Cause I can't imagine reading a sprace fic and picturing like Ben Cook with Gabriel Damon or a javey fic with Christian Bale and Ryan Kopel. Does it change depending on the pairing? Or like platonic vs romantic, does that affect who you think of?

Please tell me I am genuinely really curious