If I Ask My Future Partner “You’re Like The Achilles To My Patroclus” And They Say “weren’t

Me, who has to qurenten for 10 days because of teammates refusing to wear masks: What an amazing excuse to read fanfiction and avoid relatives.

So if you have a fanfic recommendation, preferably long, and gay. pls send them to me, I need more fics.

I’m on a Newsies kick right now, so…. I may have watched livesies like 5 times this week, but what ever. I just got an idea. So you know how Spot is called the King of Brooklyn? And Race is the King of New York? AU were two kingdoms hate each other and then their two crown princes fall in love (definitely enemies to lovers) and it’s the story of Race and Spot becoming kings and hiding their love or something like that. Now I just wish I had the skill to write…

let’s not start the trojan war all over again!

pov: you’re Paris and you must choose

me irl

I literally have wanted to play all of these roles.

Hi here are some dream roles of mine that I’m gonna talk about for a bit because I’m bored and on theater brainrot

Riff, West Side Story- all time dream role like I feel it would be so fun to play this character because he can be portrayed with so much depth, detail, and backstory. And who doesn’t want to go snapping around a street and sing about how cool they are even though they’re poor as shit and kinda hate themselves sometimes? Also his death scene is so sad and I like sad scenes! I also really liked Mike Faist as Riff so he inspired me.

Race, newsies- so many cool singing and dancing parts but a pretty big role nonetheless. Idk I just watched livesies and said “I need to be him.” Same with Riff. It’s indescribable I just feel I would have so much fun playing a character like Race. The socialization, the accent, the characterization, THE DANCINGGG! Also who wouldn’t want to play a Ben Cook role???

Sharpay, hsm- she’s hot and was my first ever dream. People always tell me I look like her.

Winifred, Mary Poppins- I auditioned for her in my school’s spring show but my enemy got it🥲 she just seems so fun😭 BUT IT’S OK I’LL MOVE ON……. eventually……….

Elle, Legally blonde- she’s absolutely gorgeous and I love playing deeper characters that still have a bubbly personality. (As you can tell) I also relate to her a lot abd think her story was so empowering. Not to mention legally blonde is one of the most mind changing musicals ever. I’m auditioning for her this spring and I’m TERRIFIED. Like, she’s kinda close to my casting type (deep, energetic, lots of dancing, more nasally singing, soprano 2, belts) but it would be a dream to play her.

Mariah, Hamilton- she’s hot and really cool belt during say no to this.

I will never be able to watch the Mines of Moria scene the same ever again.

I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh

I just read the Silmarillion. I am confused.

When ever I write a modern, non-magic AU of lotr, I always include just a touch of magic. Have something be a little mystical, because I, for one, always believe in magic and I think everyone else wants to a bit too.

More things!!!

-“My anti-depressants aren’t anti-depressing guys.”

-Game of Uno on the bus “If you put down that plus 4 I will hunt you down! I know where you live!!

- same game of uno “(Name) I MIGHT NOT KNOW WERE YOU LIVE BUT SKIP ME AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FIND OUT!”

- Person played a +2 and we +2ed all the way around the circle so they had a plus 10 “THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR SKIPPING ME AND WINNING LAST TIME BITCH”

-heated debates on whether our coach looked like Cindy loo hoo’s dad from the live action grinch.

- we had to break open a door to het equipment out for a meet. Shenanigans ensued when the janitor came by.

-caring the water cooler “get out of the way! H2O coming through! We bring the water to you!”

- caring benches “ow my back” “your back is old because of your old man taste in music” “ I know, next my eyes will go” “then your hearing too, tough life man.”

-“what do you mean skittles wont get me anywhere in the real world?? I can bribe people with them! Just like I bribed (name) here to let me win uno! And everyone knows uno is life”

- “look, between bagels and life I’d pick bagels.”

- *sits in corner with hood up tapping fingers evilly for 15 minutes*

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they’re trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- “man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I’m pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week” “I didnt” “Okay, fucking nerd”

*dude walks by in a Speedo* “damn, look at his weiner” *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" “OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER” a person hiding in a corner yells “IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR” *Drake runs away screaming*

“Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow”

“Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?” “Abby I swear to god if you do that-” *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

“i LiKe CrAcK” *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* “the snack that smiles back” *whole team yelling* “GOLDFISH”

“What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?” “Um, no water? They aren’t supposed to be in water” “shit…” “ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!”

“They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl’s” “why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?” “WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!”

“Is that a potato chip?!” *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* “well this dont taste good…”

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* “WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!” “WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE’RE SICK ABBY?!” “FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that’s all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two