Optimus casually recalls teasing Megatron about marriage, unknowingly triggering Megatron’s long-buried crush—leading to flustered punches, dramatic exits, and a room full of exasperated friends finally explaining to Optimus that Megatron likes him, you glorious idiot.
The following is a very, very short/incomplete draft.
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“Okay,” she said, arms crossed. “We’re doing this now.”
“Doing what?” Optimus asked.
“The conversation,” Ratchet added, rubbing his optics with one hand. “The one we should have had years ago but didn’t because your processor runs on honor and dense titanium.”
“I—thank you?” Optimus said uncertainly.
Ultra Magnus cleared his throat, which meant he was about to say something uncomfortable. “Optimus… Megatron was not enraged. Not truly. That—was not anger.”
Bumblebee leaned over and helpfully translated: “He was blushing. And flailing. And screaming. You don’t do that when you’re mad. You do that when someone tells you they want to marry you and your internal fans fail trying to keep up.”
Optimus blinked. “He punched me.”
“Because he didn’t know how to handle it!” Elita said, exasperated. “Primus, he probably dreamt about that moment for a megacycle afterward and screamed into his berth-pillow about it!”
Soundwave made a soft clicking noise. When everyone turned to him, he shrugged—a clear “She’s right.”
Optimus frowned. “But his face turned red from rage—”
“Nope,” Ratchet cut in. “That was embarrassment. Full energon-flushed facial plating. Textbook flustered warlord.”
“I—what?” Optimus looked genuinely baffled. “But… I joked about marrying him. That’s—surely that’s not something that would make him—”
“Elita,” Ratchet said dryly. “Please tell your noble idiot what flirting is.”
Elita said. “You basically fake-proposed to your secret crush and flirted without knowing it.”
“He’s not my crush!” Optimus blurted.
The entire room fell silent.
Even Soundwave tilted his head, as if questioning the very fabric of reality.
Optimus cleared his throat. “I mean—I didn’t think he’d take it seriously.”
Bee clutched his helm. “Optimus. He punched you twice and ran away screaming both times. That is the universal Cybertronian symbol for ‘I can’t handle how much I like you.’”
Elita sighed, stepping forward and placing both hands on Optimus’s shoulders. “You are the smartest mech I know. You’ve led armies. Taken down tyrants. Been chosen by the Matrix itself. But for the love of Primus, you are the densest mech on Cybertron when it comes to love.”
Optimus opened his mouth.
Then slowly closed it.
And very quietly said, “...He likes me?”
Soundwave made a series of chirps, translated loosely as, "He has liked you since before the war, you chrome-plated romance novel."
Optimus staggered back half a step and sat down heavily in his chair.
A beat of silence passed.
Then:
“...Should I apologize for not realizing sooner?”
“No,” Elita said. “You should go find him before he explodes from mutual pining and throws a chair through a window.”
Bumblebee grinned. “And maybe bring flowers.”
Ratchet muttered, “And wear extra armor. Just in case punch number three’s a knockout.”
Optimus buried his face in his hands.
“Primus help me.”
“No,” Elita said, already pushing him toward the door. “Go help yourself. Preferably by knocking on his door and asking if the proposal still stands.”
“Or if he wants to propose this time,” Bumblebee added.
Ratchet snorted. “Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.”
Soundwave hummed a quiet tone that sounded suspiciously like a wedding song. "Here Comes The Bride", Richard Wagner's opera Lohengrin.
I got the video from @Zelvof
Maybe I should write a version where Optimus does this to Megatron 😂😈
Chapter ?: “You Poor, Single Aft”
Peace was supposed to be quiet.
Not easy—but quiet.
Instead, Optimus stood in the center of the High Council chamber, optics dim with exhaustion, surrounded by squabbling diplomats and far too much polished stone. He kept his expression neutral, his shoulders squared.
The Matrix, nestled within his chest, pulsed.
Warmth spread through his spark—sudden, sharp, and intense.
He froze.
A powerful wave of longing rolled through his core, unfamiliar and dizzying. A vision bloomed behind his optics unbidden. —hands cupping a face —foreheads pressed together —a kiss that made the world still
Optimus inhaled sharply.
To his right, Ratchet gave him a concerned glance. “Headache?”
“…No,” he said quickly. “The Matrix is… active today.”
Ratchet stared. “Active as in ‘wisdom of the ancients’ or active as in… well—you’re blushing.”
“I am not—” Optimus stopped himself. Recalibrated. Lowered his voice. “I am simply… warm.”
Ratchet did not look convinced.
Across the chamber, the diplomats debated the stability of Kaon’s outer bridges. Optimus tried to listen—he truly did—but then another wave hit him. This time, it came not as heat but a heartbeat. Not his. Someone else’s. Deep, slow. A familiar rhythm.
His optics flicked up—unthinkingly—searching for the source.
And found Megatron.
The ex-warlord stood in the far corner, arms folded, posture stiff and proud, optics flicking over the chamber like a bored cat sizing up lesser beings. The light caught along the silver of his plating. His scowl was… elegant. Unmoving.
The Matrix surged.
Another image. —Megatron, laughing, hand resting on Optimus’ chest —Megatron asleep, curled beside him —Megatron in a flowing silver cape, walking down an aisle of light—toward him
Optimus’s field jolted. He staggered.
Megatron’s head turned sharply, optics narrowing.
“…Is something wrong, Prime?”
Optimus scrambled for composure. “No,” he managed, voice thick. “Everything is… functioning.”
Megatron looked him over with that intense gaze that made Optimus feel picked apart, examined down to his smallest screws.
“You were staring,” Megatron said slowly.
“Was I?” Optimus asked too quickly. “I wasn’t. I was looking—past you.”
“There’s no one behind me.”
“Ah.” Optimus’s hands twitched. “So there isn’t.”
Ratchet leaned closer. “Do I need to drag you to medbay?”
“No,” Optimus said a little too fast.
The Matrix pulsed again, hotter this time—almost desperate. Longing coiled in his spark, visceral and aching. Not just his. It felt like someone else’s, too. Someone hollow. Waiting.
His optics drifted back to Megatron.
Megatron was staring again, a frown tugging at the corner of his mouth. Suspicion and… confusion?
Another image burst behind Optimus’s optics. —his own hand brushing the side of Megatron’s face —Megatron’s lips parting in surprise, leaning in —the feeling of something clicking into place, finally, completely—
Optimus forced a breath. “We should revisit the Kaon bridge plans later.”
One of the diplomats looked up in confusion. “But we haven’t finished—”
Megatron’s voice cut in, low and sharp. “Kaon is mine. You do not reroute anything without my explicit approval.”
The Matrix responded instantly.
A final image—this one hazy but heavy with feeling—Megatron curled against his side, breath soft, whispering something into his chest.
Optimus didn’t hear the words. But his spark clenched like it already knew them.
He blinked hard. “Meeting adjourned.”
And walked out—face calm, expression unreadable.
Even as his spark roared.
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The matrix ships it and has begun actively trying to do something.
#Found my people
Optimus drunk calls the Nemesis, resulting in the most embarrassing day of Megatron's life.
Chapters 1-7 on Ao3
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I got bored while editing a poster. Does anyone know good advice to draw?
How do you draw eyes, and arms, and legs, and a torso, etc?
Is there like a beginners tutorial because I would love that idea.
I love your oblivious op!! Stories!!
-Mod
In that case, here's a peek of a short writing (draft) I'm currently working on, of more oblivious Optimus, for the moderator! 😁 (It's mostly a flustered warlord after an oblivious prime tho.)
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Optimus Prime was in one of his more relaxed moods today, something that Megatron found simultaneously irritating and, well… fascinating. The mech seemed to float through the halls with a kind of effortless confidence, a spark of optimism in his optics that made it impossible for anyone to stay upset around him for long.
Megatron, on the other hand, was in no mood to appreciate such things, he was just trying to get through the day without throwing something at someone’s face. His temper was at a slow simmer, not exactly anger but rather frustration, a strange irritation that cropped up whenever everything around him seemed calm. It made no sense to him, but that didn’t stop it from happening. Somehow if anything, it was worse when people weren’t angry at him.
"You're in a strange mood," Megatron muttered, crossing his arms as Optimus approached, a rare soft smile on his face.
Optimus turned to him with that familiar, unbothered air about him, his expression softened into something that resembled contentment. "I am? Well, I guess I’ve just been thinking," he said, offhandedly.
That was never a good sign. Megatron frowned and raised an optic ridge, bracing himself for whatever ridiculous statement was about to spill from Optimus’ lips. He had learned by now that no words ever came from the Prime without some level of deep, often profound sincerity. Optimus never seemed to realize how utterly... loving his words could sound. “Thinking about what?”
Optimus hesitated for a moment, gaze drifting toward one of the windows as if searching the stars for words. “About... us. Everything we’ve been through. What we’ve become.”
Megatron narrowed his optics, ready to scoff, but Optimus didn’t stop.
“I know we don’t always see eye to eye,” Optimus said, voice low now, the tone gentler than usual. “And the past between us is... complicated. But no matter the distance—no matter the miles, or cycles, or shadows—we’ve always found each other again. I suppose I’ve come to realize… I don’t want that to ever stop.”
The former warlord stiffened slightly, unsure how to respond, but Optimus continued—his voice quiet, but unwavering.
“I still believe in you, Megatron. Even when you don’t believe in yourself. Your strength, your conviction—those aren’t just relics of war. They’re part of who you are, and they’ve shaped more than just battlefields. They’ve shaped me. And... I’ll always stand by you. Even if you don’t always understand why.”
There was a pause. A heavy silence.
Optimus continued, unfazed by the way Megatron was glaring at him. He sighed, his voice a soft murmur, his words were meant for only one. "No matter the shadows of our past, I will never stop caring for you, Megatron. I will always believe in you, even when you cannot see your own worth. Your strength, your conviction—those are not just remnants of war, but the very essence of who you are. And I—I will stand by you for as long as the stars burn bright, never wavering in my belief that there is more to you than what the universe has tried to define. You are someone worth fighting for, always."
Megatron stood frozen, every system in his body locking up in slow, stunned succession. His mouth opened, then closed. Then opened again.
Did—did he just—? Megatron blinked rapidly, heat flooding his faceplate. Was that... was that a confession?!
No. It couldn’t be. Optimus couldn’t possibly be aware of what he’d just said, right? He was always saying things like that—deep, philosophical, Prime-like things—without thinking about how romantic they sounded. That had to be it.
Except…
His spark was fluttering. Fluttering.
Optimus smiled brightly, completely oblivious to the fact that he had just poured out what sounded like a confession that could melt even the coldest of sparks. "So yeah. That’s all I wanted to say. I’ll see you around, Megatron. Hope you have a good day!"
And with that, Optimus gave a casual wave, turning away to continue on his calm and fragging unfairly collected way as if nothing unusual had just occurred. As though he hadn’t just cracked open his spark and handed it to Megatron on a silver platter.
Megatron stood frozen in place, his systems suddenly on overload. His faceplate flushed—was that even possible for him? His spark fluttered uncomfortably, and his thoughts spiraled. Had he... had he just been romanced? No. No, that couldn't be right.
Optimus didn’t even know what he was saying half the time, did he? The Prime had just confessed how much he cared for him, and for some reason, it sounded like the most romantic thing anyone had ever said to Megatron. But the problem was—did Optimus even know he was being romantic! He was just so cheerfully oblivious!
"Ugh," Megatron muttered, feeling the heat in his faceplate intensify. He gritted his teeth, desperate to collect himself. How was it possible that a mech like Optimus could make such an epic love declaration with the risk of still being oblivious? "Of all the slagging... Prime... you—" he muttered to himself, rubbing his temples in frustration.
The Prime had turned to wave, his smile so genuine, and somehow... Megatron couldn’t stop the flicker of something far deeper in his chest.
“Frag,” Megatron hissed, pressing the heel of his palm to his helm. “Any cryptic nonsense he could choose to spout and he chose this! He—he can’t just say that and walk away!”
Yet Optimus had. Without flair, without any intention of cruelty. Without realizing, apparently, that he had just unraveled Megatron’s entire processor with one gentle, impossibly sincere statement.
Megatron glanced back, only to find the Prime already gone, the echo of his words still heavy in the air.
He scowled. Or tried to. It came out more like a grimace.
For now, he was left in the wake of Optimus’s (most likely unintentional) romantic confession, caught somewhere between bewilderment, irritation, and—well—something else. Something far more complicated.
And as the moments stretched on, Megatron only had one thought echoing in his mind:
“I really need to have a conversation with that bot.”
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Three Days Later
Megatron had not, in fact, had a conversation with that bot.
He had planned to. Several times. He’d even rehearsed it—well, muttered angrily to himself in a mirror until Knockout walked by and asked if he was finally cracking.
But every time he so much as caught a glimpse of Optimus in the hallway, all words abandoned him. His mouth would go dry, his optics would flicker, and instead of storming up to demand clarity—to ask, What the frag was that supposed to mean, Prime?!—he would… turn around and leave.
Quickly.
Maybe too quickly.
“I am not avoiding him,” he snapped at Soundwave, who had cocked his helm at him in absolute silence for a full twenty seconds after Megatron took the long way around to avoid the conference room Optimus was in. “I’m simply taking the more tactically sound route. Which just so happens to be in the complete opposite direction.”
Soundwave said nothing. But Megatron could feel the judgment.
He wasn’t hiding. He was observing. Gathering intel. Strategizing.
Which apparently involved watching Optimus from behind corners, ducking behind pillars like a coward, and absolutely not admitting to anyone that every time the Prime smiled at someone else, Megatron’s spark did something complicated and gross in his chest.
He even went so far as to try spying on the Autobot lounge once—Soundwave’s advice, surprisingly. Or perhaps just Soundwave being petty. Either way, Megatron found himself crouched beside a ventilation duct like a glitch-infected fool, watching as Optimus laughed softly with Ratchet over datapads.
It was unbearable.
Unbearably endearing.
“Why is he like this,” Megatron hissed under his breath, gripping the edge of the duct. “Why does he say things like I’ll stand by you for as long as the stars burn bright and then just... carry on like he didn’t just wreck my entire spark chamber?!”
He groaned, thunking his head against the metal.
He couldn’t take much more of this. His pride was suffering, his logic processors were overloaded, and worst of all—he’d started imagining conversations with Optimus in his head. Flirtatious ones. Gentle ones.
Disgusting.
“Primus,” he muttered, dragging his claws down his face. “I’m pining. I’m actually fragging pining.”
That was it. This had to end.
Tomorrow.
Definitely tomorrow.
Probably.
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Day Four
“You’re staring again,” Knockout said without even looking up from his datapad.
“I am not,” Megatron snapped, all too quickly.
“You are,” Soundwave added, voice bland but with the faintest undertone of judgment.
“I’m monitoring potential threats!” Megatron growled. “That’s strategic.”
“You’ve been monitoring Optimus Prime for twenty minutes,” Knockout pointed out dryly. “He’s just reading.”
“He could be plotting.”
“He’s highlighting passages in a poetry anthology.”
Megatron narrowed his optics at the lounge window where Optimus sat, bathed in the gentle lighting of the rec room, a cup of energon in his hand and a contemplative look on his face.
It was unbearable.
No one had any right to look that serene. Or that handsome. Or that good in lighting.
“I’ll stand by you for as long as the stars burn bright—”
Megatron’s claws clenched involuntarily.
“Ugh.”
He turned away before he could get soft about it again and nearly walked face-first into a grinning, smug, and far-too-amused Starscream.
“Well, well,” the seeker purred. “This is new.”
“What is.” Megatron’s tone was sharp, a warning wrapped in steel.
Starscream was not deterred. “You, getting all dreamy-eyed over our favorite Prime. Are we finally owning up to that long-standing mutual obsession? Because frankly, it’s been killing the morale of everyone who has to witness your romantic incompetence.”
“I am not—!”
“Oh, you are.” Starscream leaned in close, voice dropping to a dramatic whisper. “It’s delicious. You’ve been skulking around corners like a glitch-ridden creeperbot, sighing whenever he walks by, and groaning into your servos like some kind of pre-war drama star.”
“I am not groaning—!”
“You literally did yesterday. In the middle of a tactics briefing. You sighed and said ‘Primus, he’s unbearable.’”
“That was abou—about you bring a general pain!”
“No it wasn’t,” Knockout chimed in from across the room, without looking up.
Megatron looked to Soundwave for backup. The spymaster tilted his helm ever so slightly.
Traitor.
Starscream grinned wider, smug satisfaction oozing from every polished strut. “So. Are you going to actually talk to him, or should I just forward him the recording of your latest muttered meltdown in the corridor outside his quarters?”
Megatron froze. “You… recorded me?”
Starscream wiggled his claws mockingly. “Soundwave did. I just watched it. Twice.”
Megatron inhaled slowly through his vents, his expression going perfectly still.
“Starscream.”
“Yes, Lord Megatron?”
“I will melt you into a decorative wall sconce.”
Starscream beamed. “You’ll have to catch me first. I’m light on my peds these days—love does that to a mech, I hear!”
The shriek of rage Megatron let out was entirely unbefitting a warlord.
From the far corner, Soundwave quietly played a three-second clip of Megatron muttering, “How does he sound like he's proposing marriage with every third sentence?”
Starscream cackled as Megatron stormed out, trailing smoke and wounded pride behind him.
It started out innocent.
Mostly.
After the war, when meetings between Autobots and Decepticons were tense but necessary, Optimus had quietly, very quietly, invented a system.
Whenever Megatron got that look — all smug, smugger-than-he-had-any-right-to-be — Optimus’ restraint thinned dangerously.
The solution? A secret code.
"Megatron, we need to debrief in private." Translation, 'I am about to lovingly drag you to the nearest berthframe before I short-circuit in front of everybody.''
And so far... It had worked flawlessly.
Every time Optimus said those words, Megatron would stiffen slightly, optics flickering wide—then immediately nod in that "I know exactly what you mean and I am absolutely not about to die of excitement, no sir" way.
Both of them would excuse themselves with utmost dignity...
...and ten kliks later, they'd be passionately tangled together behind a locked door somewhere.
Today was no different.
They were sitting in a joint peace council meeting, the chamber stiflingly hot, tension so thick it could have been used to patch hull breaches.
Megatron was lounging in his chair, sprawled, arrogant, looking far too pretty for Optimus’ nerves to endure.
Every smirk, every lazy stretch of his frame across the armrests... it was unbearable.
Optimus’ servo twitched against the datapad in his lap.
He cleared his intake quietly. Leaned over. And in a low, unbearably polite voice murmured, "Megatron, we need to debrief in private."
Megatron jolted like he’d been struck by lightning.
Starscream, halfway through a smug speech about Energon rations, barely glanced up.
"Of course," Megatron said stiffly, rising from his chair with textbook nonchalance.
Optimus followed, offering a tight nod to the others.
"Pardon us. Important discussion."
No one batted an optic. Business as usual.
The door slid shut behind them with a satisfying hiss.
Outside, in the empty hallway...
The second they were alone, Megatron whirled on him, optics bright.
"You unbelievable menace," he hissed, visibly fighting a grin. "You couldn’t wait until after the meeting?"
Optimus smiled sheepishly, venting slowly to calm himself.
"You were distracting," he said simply. "It felt... urgent."
Megatron opened his mouth—probably to say something scathing—and instead let out a tiny squeak when Optimus took his hand.
Not dragging. Not rough.
Just gently entwining their fingers, tugging Megatron along with soft, coaxing touches as they briskly, inconspicuously disappeared down the hall.
They passed a few low-ranked Vehicons and Autobots.
No one noticed anything strange. Just two leaders—walking quickly, whispering, looking very serious.
Totally normal.
Totally not two mechs about to find the nearest locked storage room and “debrief” so thoroughly the walls would need to be sanitized.
Megatron pressed his back to the closed door, vents already hitching.
Optimus stood in front of him, helm bowed shyly, huge hands resting hesitantly on Megatron’s hips.
"You’re sure this isn’t... disruptive?" Optimus murmured, cheeks heating with embarrassment. "We can stop if you—"
"If you stop now," Megatron rasped, gripping his arms tightly, "I will throw you onto the floor myself."
Optimus made a soft, pleased sound, venting warmly against Megatron’s neck cables.
"You’re very beautiful when you’re impatient," he mumbled sweetly.
Megatron’s vents hitched.
Then, with the gentlest possible touch for someone his size, Optimus scooped Megatron into his arms, cradling him like a treasure—like he weighed nothing—and carried him carefully to the makeshift berth stacked against the wall.
Megatron made a scandalized noise, half-heartedly pounding his fists against Optimus’ chest.
"Put me down properly, you ridiculous—"
"No," Optimus whispered against his audio, utterly earnest. "You’re precious."
Megatron’s whole frame shuddered, armor flushing a light purple at the edges.
And when Optimus laid him down and kissed him — slow, reverent, careful — Megatron forgot entirely about pouting.
He melted under every careful touch, every quiet, worshipful whisper against his plating. Leaning into the sugar sweet adoration with a joy he would not yet admit.
Back to the meeting a few hours later.
Optimus entered first, datapad in hand, helm dutifully bowed.
Megatron followed, looking absolutely glowing and a smirk tugging at his lips.
Starscream glanced up, suspicious.
"...You missed the entire second budget report," he sneered.
Megatron sniffed loftily. "We were discussing matters of critical importance."
Starscream narrowed his optics.
Meanwhile, Ratchet leaned toward Ironhide and muttered under his breath, "How much you wanna bet 'debriefing' means something completely inappropriate?"
Later, in their quarters.
Optimus shyly bumped their shoulders together, cheeks glowing with quiet pride.
"Did I do okay?" he mumbled bashfully.
Megatron grunted, pulling him down into a languid kiss.
"You’re perfect," he whispered.
And Optimus, relieved and delighted, immediately started plotting when he could "debrief" Megatron again.
Maybe tomorrow.
Or maybe right now.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65052856/chapters/167277712
Chapter Three: Unexpected Quarters (Draft of something I'm currently working on)
Which was why Optimus had specifically—firmly—requested separate quarters at the neutral Iaconian outpost. And why Megatron, of course, had very charmingly and deliberately talked the diplomat into giving them one.
“For trust-building,” Megatron had said smoothly, slinging an arm over Optimus’s shoulder. “After all, there’s no greater symbol of peace than two once-rival leaders sharing recharge space.”
Now they were in a single, sleek guest suite, with one berth, one wash station, and one Megatron already sprawled across 80% of the sleeping surface.
“This is ridiculous,” Optimus muttered, arms folded as he surveyed the lack of personal space. “I am not sharing a berth with you.”
Megatron reclined lazily, optics half-lidded in victory. “Why not? It’s not as if you didn’t already fold me in half the last time.”
Optimus paused mid-step. “Megatron—”
“I was gutturally moaning,” Megatron continued smoothly, voice rich with smug satisfaction. “You pinned me to the berth, fragged me so deep my spinal relays misfired. I believe your exact words were, ‘I’m going to break you open until you forget your own name.’”
“Megatron!”
Megatron didn’t even blink. “You did. I walked funny for a cycle and a half. I had to bite a pillow to stop screaming your designation, remember?”
Optimus covered his face with one hand and groaned. “This is a diplomatic summit.”
“Which you’ll be attending after sleeping beside the mech you wrecked last week,” Megatron purred, scooting over with zero shame. “Now come to bed, Prime.”
“You’re insufferable.”
Megatron smirked, “You like that.”
Optimus inhaled sharply through his vents… and finally sat beside him, grumbling as Megatron made room.
“…You’re impossible.”
“You’re the one who made me scream like a corrupted comm file. I’m still recovering.” Megatron falsely pouted.
Optimus rolled his optics, grumbled softly, and pressed closer—mostly to shut him up.
But Megatron didn’t smirk this time. Not entirely.
Instead, his hand found Optimus’s in the dark. Their fingers entwined slowly.
“…I like this,” Megatron murmured, voice softer than before. “Lying here beside you. You’re warm.”
Optimus exhaled slowly and rested his helm back against the berth’s edge, his grip tightening on Megatron’s. “You’re still an aft.”
“I know.”
“But I like this too.”
The silence that followed was quiet. Warm. Something for them and them alone to share.
Peace, for once, wrapped around them like a cloak.
And if Megatron leaned in closer during recharge, if Optimus didn’t pull away—well.
The diplomatic crisis could wait until morning.
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Shy Optimus x Confident Megatron never fails to make me laugh.
The winner of the last AU poll was an arranged marriage AU. Info about winning au. https://www.tumblr.com/oblivious-prime-opmeg-au/781317548414205952/note?source=share
Scroll below the poll and it will explain each numbered option in a sentence or so.
- A post-war peace treaty requires Optimus and Megatron to live together for one whole month as a symbolic show of unity. They agree to live together for mutual benefits post war. (Both agree and claim it's for beneficial reasons such as being able to easily talk about serious faction matters quickly, conserves time, etc.. they really just both like each other.)
- During a Decepticon high council meeting, Starscream mocks Megatron for being single. In a fit of rage, Megatron blurts out that he does have a partner, a conjux—Optimus, and throws the table at the offending mech. Problem? They’re not even dating, let alone fragging married.
They're both "reluctant Cybertronian royalty" and are forced into an arranged marriage to save their houses. Megatron plans to murder his way out. Optimus plans to nobly suffer through it. Neither expects to be absurdly thirsty for each other after the first five minutes.
- A mishap in Shockwave’s lab flings Megatron into a possible future. Megatron accidentally time travels and sees a future where he's married to Optimus.
After an accident involving a malfunctioning Space Bridge, Optimus and Megatron switch bodies. They’re horrible at pretending to be each other. Starscream immediately knows something’s wrong when "Megatron" smiles and says "please." Meanwhile, the Autobots grow suspicious when "Optimus" threatens to punt a High-Caste into the sun.
Somehow Optimus and Megatron get temporarily sparkling-ified. Now they're tiny, adorablr, and clinging to each other. The Autobots and Decepticons have to form a truce to babysit them while baby Optimus aggressively headbutts anyone who touches baby Megatron. Surprisingly Megatron is the epitome of sweetness while Optimus is a gremlin sparkling.
A sparkling from the future shows up ...and calls Megatron and Optimus their parents. They're horrified. Everyone else is thrilled. Ratchet and Soundwave name themselves honorary uncles. Shockwave wants to study the sparkling. Bumblebee sets up a "Baby Watch" committee.
Cybertron’s new peace agreement includes a dating app to encourage unity. Optimus and Megatron both sign up under fake names. They match instantly. They keep flirting online anonymously...while absolutely hating each other in real life. Until they agree to meet up.
Tumblr and AO3 - OpMeg FanfictionMore writing is available under Oblivious_Prime in AO3. The Background Image is a potential cover for fic I'm working on. Caffeine 24/7
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