X- So How’d It Go?

X- so how’d it go?

Y- how’d what go?

X-your date dumbass.

Y-what date?

X-the one with your girlfriend who you told me you loved?!?

Y-GIRLFRIEND hell no we’re just friends I’m in love you

X- YES GIRL- wait what yo-you’re in love with me… you’re gay

Y- yeah thought you knew

X-that actually explains a lot

Y- so…

X-so…

Y-ugh kiss me asshole

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