Tried To Cook...

You know what, fuck it, art time

Have a good day or something, I don't know.

i fucking love this specific type of expression rick does whenever he’s sincerely super caught off guard by something and just stops in his tracks

I just became a fucking riddler. When I got home after a long day, someone called for me, and I, the greatest critical thinker, announced very loudly:

"A word of warning; a word from the wise.

I tell you in advance, I'm not wearing pants."

I feel amazing.

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE DECLAN MCKENNA CONCERT RAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Holy-- I can die happy, now

Mario is a Homicidal Psychopath

Mario is typically hailed as a hero, because that's what we see in the games, but that is far from the truth.

I'd like to point out that every game has been made from his perspective. It doesn't matter what we see from that perspective, because we know it's warped. Mario is a mass murderer, Mario has insane ambition, and he's stalked Peach for years.

Mario has brutally murdered thousands of Bowsers lackeys in horrible ways such as crushing in their cranium or throwing the corpses at the living. This is something that can only stem from a deranged person.

Mario has gone to extreme lengths to find peach, such as traveling across worlds and along the way, very often, indulging in murder. This is all due to his commitment to find Peach, but looking at this from an outsiders perspective is quite harrowing.

There is reason to believe that Mario experiences hallucinations. He eats red mushrooms with white spots, which are commonly called "fly amanita" mushrooms. The reason for assuming maro hallucinates being: these mushrooms are a potent neurotoxin. Symptom of ingesting these mushrooms just happens to be: hallucinations and confusion (or lack of proper brain functions). Mario continuously eats these.

Further evidence to support that Mario falsely believed that Peach was kidnapped includes (1) Once Mario broke into Bowser's Castle, Peach was completely unharmed, (2) Bowser even stood between Mario and Peach--never showing any intention to harm her--infact, he appeared to be trying to protecther, and (3) The Black Jack song "Peaches" just expresses that Bowser felt nothing but love towards Peach, and wanted to protect her.

The fact that Mario sees Peach getting kidnapped or in a cage can all be chalked up to his deluded perception of reality from the consumption of a neurotoxin and his unstable mental state.

Bowser was protecting Peach, and Mario--an insane and homicidal man--brutally murdered him by throwing him in lava after crushing his skull. Then, Mario kidnapped Peach by forcing her to go with him.

does anyone else have a drink that u just go crazy when u have it ? like i pour myself apple juice and it’s gone in 3 seconds because i can’t control myself around it

rb & tag what drink u can’t have around u for more than 5 seconds