Reblog For A Miracle To Happen Tonight

Pokemon Legends Arceus is the game of all time. You’re technically working for the bad guys for most of it. God gives you a cell phone. They sent a guy that runs trains hundreds of years into the past and do not elaborate. You play a song for a Pokemon that makes them shove you in a basket. Melli is there.

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

love when the website has a stroke and we all collectively try to drag ourselves down with it

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

I ate rocks

Quick doodle

Furina: Hey, Venti, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?

Venti: Yeah.

Furina: And you, Zhongli?

Zhongli: Umm… yes?

Furina: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!

Zhongli: Did she just-

You can look at an artist and tell which character they love

As genshin says: Thanks to DSマイル for the fantastic artwork!

ON MY VERY LAST WISH

I GOT VENTI

YES

IM SO HAPPY

:D

I needed to express my happiness somewhere