Fnaf But The Restaurant Is A Courthouse And The Animatronics Are Mechanical Lawyers Possessed By The

"Humans as space orcs/space Steve Irwins" is always a fun worldbuilding exercise, but imagine if our behavior is fairly normal but something we take for granted is utterly alien to the galaxy at large.

Like, what if Earth was one of the handful of biomes to crack photosynthesis but none ever saw it adopted and adapted to the scale we see it one earth.

Chemotrophic tree analogs that fill the role of mushrooms on earth, whole forests of the dead just how things are done.

The idea that the forest can be a living place is utterly shocking to the august civilized peoples.

Sure, says the galaxy's archivists, photosynthesis works on the cellular levels and there are some impressive bacterial mats on Cestus XI, but a field of wild grass is beautiful and terrifying simply because it's so far out of their experience and context.

i cant even imagine where id be without "thats a really mean way to think about me, i wish you wouldnt think that i dont know what im doing when i love you." and "people want to be useful, trying to do everything yourself makes the people around you think that you dont trust them or that you think theyre incapable" and "people are made to be burdens. we are made to carry each other and not leave anyone behind." and "its rotten work / not to me. not if its you."

happy Ides of March, everyone! take this, you'll need it

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

he's so prettyyy

Dual ego

(You can tell I liked Seele can’t you)

Grover’s reaction to hearing two twelve-year-olds having philosophical conversations about trust and parenthood while he’s trying to sleep is so 24-year-old of him

no no, you have a point

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it