I've Discovered Corrupted Venti. He Has Quickly Taken Place As My New Obsession. I Would Happily Die

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The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

Venti, admiring Zhongli from across the room: he could end my life at any moment and i would thank him.

Furina, who has been hearing Venti talk about Zhongli for going on 4 hours now: i’d thank him too.

idk if some people find it contradictory or not but I find that I can easily like both a character and the character that killed/betrayed them. It’s like having two best friends who hate each other

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

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