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date sim where you gotta be as hated as possible, call that a hate sim

Dating sim except if you try to romance the characters, they'll reject you. An anti dating sim

lmao absolutely worth

is this anything

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edit: added an extra doodle

lmao no eat this regular missile instead 💥

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

IS THAT STEVE MINECRAFT???

didn't know what poutine was so i looked it up and it's apparently fries, cheese and brown gravy. also i got chicken alfredo, so yeah i'm eating like a king frfr

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

the "put baby in pelican mouth" meme is NOT funny pelicans really do eat children. i know because it happened to a mutual of mine.

scissors cuts you down and occasionally runs you through, rock just bludgeons you to death, and paper strangles you to death

time slows you down so much you might as well be frozen, healing undoes the first three + next (duh) and neutral (if that even exists) is just however your weapon is supposed to be used without any craft use (slash, stab, punch, bore/bludgeon and bludgeon/fry respectively for the party)

thinking about the physical effects of types of craft damage. scissors and rock are obvious, slicing and bludgeoning, but what’s paper?

but really, paper can be obvious too, if you just look at its role in rock paper scissors: it grabs. it envelops. it squeezes and strangles!

will be needing that fic for research purposes, j gotta step up my writing game ngl

had a dream where rain world's next update turned it into a dating simulator where you played as hornet (hollow knight, if you're unfamiliar) and dated women primarily from bug fables.

needless to say: rain world update when?

(you're in a frolicking competition and it's a close match, the judges and the judges they hired are sweating broadsides just trying to come up with a conclusion)