You Shouldn't Eat A Shell.... 😨

If that actually happened I'm suddenly Kinning Jon /joke btw, ik how hard his life is.

Okay, But will the Stranger and Eye approve their marriage? 🙏

AU where Jon stalks Not!Sasha early and notices she's not Sasha. Instead of horror he's attracted to her. He starts watching her nightly and completely forgets about the paranoia around Gertrude's death.

hmm... monstersexual jon...

Basically yeah, but not with humanity-

I don't want you to react like Dr. Blane's clients

h0w t0 wIn eM0tI0nS N0 gLUe nO B0raX

Gosh i was never gentle with my patients how are you keeping up in our session...

@yaomilol

IT'S A PRANK-

I'm gonna eat u😋

:(

OH NO I'M OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

[cries]

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

Never mind 🤫

Has DarkxWolf17 come to u

….who?

Idk who this is I'm just bored

tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

WHY NOT THE WHOLE DIMENTION

@gerry-stortion @3ris-d1st0rtionnn

… I’m throwing @tw1sty-b1tch at you.

double Michael distortions!!

Oh! Fellow Michael. Hi?

WHAT'S GOING ON