Can I Take Her Again Tho :3

Anon bite her first for unknown reason, then the other join, then another one joins again, saying she's biteable, and more and more❤

Wren why do people keep trying to bite you???- @basra-of-the-crows

YOU THINK I FUCKING KNOW?

who am I even sad for?…

“Let me ask you: what if I offer you something that could change your life forever?”

Immi and Imogen as Ena from dream bbq (Salesperson and Meanie versions)

gosh this was hard to draw. Very out of my confront zone

Sometimes I forgot English isn't my second language but my third language

SOMEONE STOP ME

@recordings-of-the-not-archivist

Jon in Gerarchivist au already confesses his feeling to Martin bc Anon keep bullying them being together lmao

To tide people over while I do paperwork and graphs and shit for my current work project:

Rating Jons Across the Multiverse

6: the Jon who works for @gerry-the-archivist. He's a wet blanket. Last I checked, stubbornly not interested in Martin. Jon if you're reading this, DATE HIM. HE IS YOUR SOULMATE. IGNORE THE HATERS AND DATE THAT ADORABLE DEPRESSED MAN WHOS HEAD OVER HEELS FOR FOR YOU. God.

5: @archivist-dville-au. Is an ass, especially to curious folks like us. But has more personality than the above Jon, so has a higher ranking.

4: the one in the same universe as @archivist-shelley. My Wyrm spies say crispy fried Jon Distortion tastes good, but it got kinda spiraled in the process.

3🥉: @the-archivist-tma. Pretty standard archivist Jon. Can be a bit of a prick, but means well.

2🥈: Jonny D'ville. Funny asshole. Good music. Seemingly immortal. What else to say?

1🥇: @jonnywaistcoat. The og. Funny guy. Good singer. Amazing horror author. Also feels unfair to put a character based on his work above him.

I shall now return to celebrating my birthday by drinking! (God I love UK drinking laws)

I got bored

You know someone would be doing this

@gerry-the-archivist @imogen-eye @eryntheartifact @wren-of-the-flock

OH NO I'M OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE

[cries]

I'm tired of this world can you eat me

Sure! Just open a yellow door.

The Distortion is unpredictable, yes, but NOT THIS UNPREDICTABLE...

MOOOOMMMMMM THE DISTORTION (Michael) IS PREGNANT!!!!!

... ..c ca nn hhe ev ve nn ddo thh at ? ??