Got Commissioned To Draw Malos From Xenoblade Chronicles 2.

To the people who liked the previous post: how dare you.

Gigantamax Pikachu/Pukicho.

guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?

so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:

and we got freakin giant apes

and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)

well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS

no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON

look at this bullshit

even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for

oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal

unnecessary and unhelpful. 

I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance. 

Except. Blue. Whales.

did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER

This Utter.

Blue.

Bastard.

Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.

EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES 

this boy has a messed up hairline ilia hope you get help

I tag nouns onto villains, then stalk them and beat them up like eggs.

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

Imagine this but it’s Leon and Shuichi.

hope you don’t find this cursed.

also their v.a. is the same.

OH MY FREAKING GOD I AM ACTUALLY SHAKING ASDFGHJKL I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY- 💀💀💀💀😂 I'M CRY LAUGHING SO HARD RN

KAITO LOOKS SO BABY FACED OMG I CANNOT DEAL???? LIKE HIS GOATEE GETTING S N A T C H E D AND THAT HAIRDO AND BEANIE LITERALLY TOOK YEARS OF LIFE OFF HIM, GIVE HIM HIS GOATEE BACK 😭😭😭 AND KAZUICHI HAS ME MINDBLOWN RN IT LOOKS LIKE THE YEARS TAKEN OFF KAITO WERE PASSED ON TO HIM- I CAN'T FORMULATE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW THIS IMAGE MAKES ME FEEL 💀😭😂😂😂 Kaito's goatee is magic bruh it only works on Kaito, on someone else they look older and when removed from Kaito he looks younger

I knew they had the same voice actor so this photo is now gonna be pretty much the first thing that pops into my head when I remember that fact, so ty for this 😭😂😂😂

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okay but do y’all own the physical Cyrus and Reese amiibo (that included K.K. Slider in the case) and immediately invite them to roost

Well. Today I learned looking up a character and talking about their skeleton goes to realizing their possible death. Or it leads to deku body pillow. Which leads to the realization that SEASON 5 IS SOON-

smh not another straight porn bot