Btw, The Mini Crewmate Is Kokichi

must...share...ferret.

You ever just. Think about cheese in bed. Like nothing happens and brain goes:

Cheese. Gromit. Cheese.

update: to the person who liked this post: why would you

On April 16th 2025 the US federal government has proposed to change the interpretation of the endangered species act so that it no longer protects habitat.

This is open for public comment until the end of May 19th. Please comment and make your voice heard.

Wildlife need their habitat. If the ESA redefines harm so that habitat is no longer protected, the implications for wildlife would be catastrophic.

it would be very silly if all the characters from any media I like all interacted but physically or at least in a way I can visualize it

Hugs it is then. *clones self to give more hugs*💜

want kiss or hug?

Hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs hugs- *continues chanting into the void*

I'll take your entire stock of virtual hugs tyvm

Not in space

Can you give a us a fact about water?

It’s fucking everywhere

happy anniversary.

Gigantamax Pikachu/Pukicho.

guad, why is one of your three primal fears whales?

so you know how millions of years ago life on this planet tended to be *enormous*? like, after dinos we got ridiculously massive mammals like the indricotherium:

and we got freakin giant apes

and giant fucking camels (Titanotylopus)

well naturally ancient ocean life was 1000x scarier. absolute nightmare fuel. it wasn’t enough that we got terrifying GIANT FUCKING MEGALODON SHARKS

no there was also bullshit like styxosaurus just running around. for NO REASON

look at this bullshit

even the fucking whales were terrifying. wtf Basilosauruses NO ONE asked for

oh wait don’t let me forget that even boring fucking FISH couldn’t be normal

unnecessary and unhelpful. 

I hope i have made a point. the largest animals in the history of the world are now extinct and fuck you PETA i am GRATEFUL for that. i just, i have enough shit to deal with in the world as it is. i don’t think it’s fair to make me deal with that too, i really don’t. so good riddance. 

Except. Blue. Whales.

did i say the largest animals in history? NOPE ACTUALLY THAT WOULD BE THIS FUCKER

This Utter.

Blue.

Bastard.

Life on this planet is 4 billion years old and the relatively recent accursed Blue Whale is the largest animal to have existed in all that time. I hate and resent that, and this is why blue whales are tied with late-stage capitalism as one of my Top 3 All Time Fears. Good day to you.

EVERYTHING ELSE GOT SMALLER! EVERYTHING ELSE! NO MORE GIANT RODENTS, NO MORE BEAVERS THAT COULD SQUASH A PERSON WITH THEIR FOOT. NO MORE 3 TON SLOTHS. EVEN THE FUCKING SHARKS got smaller. But not the blue whales. NOT THE FUCKING BLUE WHALES 

the borb hasn’t visited in a while (or maybe I just can’t find the borb.)

Update: I have infact given the spaceman the rocket.

Excellent 👁👄👁 The spaceman can now thrive peacefully with rockets located in his natural habitat

But has his habitat been furnished with items belonging to the red bird who summons forth the shooting stars across the heavens? 🌠

If you provide him said items, your spaceman will have this expression on his face 24/7 ✨