Just remembered I called colors “genders” at some point
Teens
Me: I'm struggling with doing [the thing]
parent: but I've seen you do [the thing] before, I think you're just being lazy
Me: yes but afterwards i spent 48 hours self-isolating in a dark bedroom cocooned in a quilt whilst humming a 15th cent plague ditty, please understand this is not my ideal
Have fun freezing
I was so productive today I’m on top of the world
white sus
Mimikyu has infiltrated the pack
I feel like no one has noticed that everything’s gone downhill since dragalia lost went out of service
What are you gonna shoot? Your nails?
no I'm using finger guns bc I'm threatening you
One extra thing: if you are any level but do not target me, you are the first one.
if you keep targeting then I hope luck does not find you at all.
If you are:
Level 1-40 okay you deserve it
Level 100-400 why
why and how are there so many edgy ninjas like y’all boring. watching paint dry is more fun than seeing just monochrome.
not sure why this is getting followed at all but okay then
Man got so disappointed he grew eyebrows
Damn, newtwo really does have her mom's bottomless pit stomach.
"you're supposed to have more dignity than this."
You can only reblog this today.
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