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62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do.

1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’

2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.

3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.

4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”

5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.

6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.

7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.

8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.

9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.

10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”

11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”

12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.

13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.

14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.

15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.

16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.

17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.

18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.

19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.

20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.

21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.

22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.

23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.

24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.

25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.

28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.

29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.

30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.

31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.

32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.

33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.

34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.

35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.

36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.

37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’

38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’

39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.

40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.

41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.

42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.

43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’

44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.

45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.

46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.

47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.

48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.

49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’

50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.

51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.

52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.

53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!

55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’

56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”

57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.

58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.

59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.

60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.

61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.

62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

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“Thanks again, for doing this, “ you say to your old friend. It was hard to convince him to do this considering Grant’s past. You knew that his team would give him hell for what he was about to do.

Joshua Foley sighs and rolls his eyes. “ I’m only doing this so that I won’t have to owe you anything anymore.” He steps into the room and looks at you. “Why can’t you ever date one of the good guys for once.”

You roll your eyes and say, “ Because the bad guys have all the fun. Now, can you do this? I’m sure your team is already wondering where you are.” You stand next to the bed where Grant’s body lays and look at Joshua expectantly.

“Fine,” says Joshua. He steps forward and places his hand on Grant’s chest. Grant’s body lurches forward and a deep breath is taken in. You’re sat next to him in seconds and Joshua steps back, “ If you ever need anything else, don’t call me.” 

You don’t even notice Joshua leaving the room, your eyes trained on Grant’s face. He’s sitting up, deep breaths taken in and out, eyes darting all across the room until they finally meet yours. There’s a sense of recognition and in a hoarse voice says, “Y/N?”

You smile at him and place your hand on his cheek, slowly caressing it. He leans towards your touch and closes his eyes. “Welcome back, baby.”

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“ I’m sorry, you’re WHAT?!?!”, yelled out a shocked Stiles. You weren’t at all surprised he would react this way. That is why you told everyone else before him. They all seemed to be supportive, even Malia. All she said was ‘as long as that creep stops following me around, I’m fine with it’. She says the oddest things.

You rolled your eyes at Stiles and sighed, “I’m dating Theo.” He seemed to be taken aback by your blunt response and started flailing his arms around like a lunatic.

“ Wh- Why? Why?! Theo?! Seriously?! Out of all the hormonal teenage boys in Beacon Hills, you chose to date him?!” he staggered back with his hand to his heart and leaned on the Jeep. “ Oh my god, it’s finally happened! Oh my god, I can’t believe this,” he said and suddenly sprung away from the car and placed his hands on each side of my face. Looking deeply into your eyes he says, “ Is he controlling your mind?! Oh my god, he is isn’t he? He is making you say these horrifying words! I can’t believe this. Y/N, come back! Listen to my voice! Follow my voice!”

You pushed him away and growled out, “ Stop it Stiles! He isn’t controlling me, okay! I like him, he likes me! That’s why I’m dating him!” He stood there with his mouth gaping open like he couldn’t believe what I was saying. This was a whole new thing coming from him.

Seriously , mind control? As if.

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Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | Not my gif | Requested

You knew your past would come back and haunt you.

He wasn’t supposed to be here. He was supposed to be safe far from here. Malia promised.

“ You need to leave Stiles, Now!”, you shout at him. You were furious that he would show up, knowing that he can get hurt. 

He stubbornly shakes his head and says, “ I’m not leaving! You’re like my sister. You need all the help you can get.”

You growl lowly at him, “ Why do you have to be so stubborn?” You turn your head away from him, catching that familiar scent. 

They’re here.

You smirk at him and say “Should’ve brought that bat, Stiles.” You flash your gold eyes at Stiles and growl turning away from him,” Just stay behind me, I’ll protect you even if it costs me my life.”

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